Britney Finally Sees The Kids
Tags: Britney Spears, jayden james, Kevin Federline, sean preston
After nearly two months without seeing her children, Britney Spears was finally reunited with her sons on Saturday. People Magazine reports
After lawyers for Spears and Kevin Federline reached a visitation agreement Friday, the pop star saw her children for the first time since Jan. 3. Sources confirm that Jamie and Britney’s psychiatrist were present for the visit.
The last time they saw mommy she had one of them locked in the bathroom and left tied to a stretcher, so as long as one of them didn’t get eaten by a bear this time around, I can only assume it went a little better. Although I’m sure Sean Preston was disappointed in the lack of emergency vehicles and helicopters at Mommy’s house. That’ll all change once he’s old enough to start setting fires and torturing animals in a desperate plea for his mother’s attention. Nothing brings out the boys in blue and the firetrucks like arson and the first signs of sociopathic behavior. It sure worked like a charm for Charles Manson!
EDITOR’S NOTE: The picture above is not from the three-hour supervised visit on Saturday. You’ll note the lack of a psychiatrist armed with restraints and a syringe full of sedatives in the background.
7 Comments, Comment or Ping
RichPort
I kinda wish they did lock her up… she would have made a great Sarah Connor.
Feb 25th, 2008
abby
If Sarah Connor ate and smoked her way out of the psych ward rather than worked out like a maniac.
Feb 25th, 2008
open mouth jones
No cheetos, no fate, whatevs.
Feb 25th, 2008
sonya
Kids are plotting their escape:
Sean Preston: “K Jayden, I’m gonna ween ova an’ unbuckow yoh seatbelt, then I’ll pull you outta the car…”
Jayden: “Gubbba Gubba Gubba…”
Britney: “Ooh look, a Starbucks!”
Feb 25th, 2008
Melissa Maples
Note the terrified look on the children’s faces… and they’re holding on to each other just in case.
Brit doesn’t actually seem to be “there.”
Feb 26th, 2008
Shauna
I don’t know if the same person is writing all of the comments on this blog, but I take my hat off to you sir/miss. I have been laughing my head off reading each one of them. You are a true master of snarkiness and I salute you. I really enjoy reading this blog for your comments- they are imminently quoteable, and truly hysterical!!
ie: “Although I’m sure Sean Preston was disappointed in the lack of emergency vehicles and helicopters at Mommy’s house. That’ll all change once he’s old enough to start setting fires….” ROTFL!
Feb 26th, 2008
Shauna
Britney looks so cow-eyed in that picture. Those poor messed up kids. You can only hope that she doesn’t continue to procreate. The sad truth is, while she was in the mental hospital (all 48 hrs) all she ever whined about was not being able to see her boyfriend. Her children are the last thing on her mind. What little she still possesses of it.
Feb 27th, 2008
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