Brittany Murphy On Demand
Tags: brittany murphy, movie set
Actress Brittany Murphy’s incessant demands are starting to become a problem on the set of her new movie “Across the Hall.” According to Page Six
Murphy has been making outrageous demands while acting “like a diva,” said one insider. “She’s extremely difficult. She’s so hot and cold, you never know.” Murphy insists on having diagonally cut peanut butter and jelly sandwiches with the crusts removed… “every hour. It’s painstaking - her assistant takes about a half an hour making each one.”
I also knew a guy who regularly demanded his sandwiches be cut at 45 degree angles with the crusts removed. A real tyrant, that guy. He also insisted we only watch The Wiggles during prime time and would scream like a banshee if you tried to check the scores between “Farmer Brown” and “Romp Bomp A Stomp.” Needless to say, we sold him to to a band of wandering gypsies for donkey and a bag of magical beans. Not that you could get that much for Brittany Murphy. Maybe if you threw in the donkey.
Brittany as Stevie Nicks leaving the Max Azria after party Feb 4th:
12 Comments, Comment or Ping
Dragulf
You better fix my sammiches right this time bitch or your ass is FIRED!!!
Feb 26th, 2008
StinkyPete
Don’t you have to be famous or talented to make demands? Shouldn’t she be begging to be cast in movies? Hey healthy, can you go crawl somewhere and die?
Feb 26th, 2008
Mr.Poop
quack quack
Feb 26th, 2008
BarbadoSlim
Who’s allowing Brittany Murphy to make demands anyway? Are you even allowed to make demands at a straight to late-night Cinemax production?
I call bullshit.
Feb 26th, 2008
abby
She’s got the crazy-lady eyes-agape “I see nothing” expression down pat — she just needs to work on the hair. Like chew some off around the ears and maybe set the crown on fire. Authenticity, Brit. Look into it.
Feb 26th, 2008
sonya
Her assistant is a bit of a tard if it takes her half an hour to make a pb&j.
Feb 26th, 2008
nordo
Britney Fugly has an assistant?
Feb 26th, 2008
Cady
She looks like she’s having an anaphylactic reaction to those pbj sandwiches in that pic.
Feb 26th, 2008
bionic bunny
stinky, you got that wrong– its heathTY. wouldn’t want to offend the new moron.
Feb 26th, 2008
abby
Anaphylactic reaction! Gold.
Feb 26th, 2008
cuddlesmcgee
She’s hypoglycemic and becoming diabetic.
Feb 27th, 2008
saloon singer
As a last minute replacement for LiLo, she may expect to get away with this. She was pretty impressive in ‘The Dead Girl” and is apparently very good at emoting on cue like the old pro child actor she is. If you’ll notice, she never stops working which could be a combination of ambition, passion, financial insecurity, etc..
Mar 25th, 2008
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