Feb 26, 2008
Christina Aguilera’s Boobs Are Revolting
Tags: Christina Aguilera, plastic surgery
Can you figure out what’s wrong with this picture of Christina Aguilera? I’ll give you two guesses. Hint: it rhymes with “moobs.” Still nothing? Look again:
My superior logic tells me these are either implants encased in scar tissue or a pair of hydrocelphalic twin stowaways on the S.S. Frankentits. Bon voyage, mateys!
The mighty vessel docked at Club Villa on Sunday:
20 Comments, Comment or Ping
BarbadoSlim
Greasy skank is gonna need some ….uh…reconstruction.
Gross.
Feb 26th, 2008
abby
Capsular contracture much? I’d do that motorboat sound between ‘em but I don’t want to break any teeth.
Feb 26th, 2008
sonya
Well they do look like they intend to abandon ship.
Feb 26th, 2008
Mr.Poop
i’d still slurp and play wit em….
Feb 26th, 2008
iheartlasagne
Oh thank god! I’ve been waiting for hours for these pictures to show up here, so we could all mock her…love the blue veins, very sexy. Jeebus!
Feb 26th, 2008
margaretta
My bet is there is an alien in them thar Aquileras
Feb 26th, 2008
open mouth jones
that is some truly severe wonky boob. ugh.
I’m just glad my girls are naturally big and perky- all that praying to Jesus to give me boobs sure worked out well.
Of course, I may have promised to be a missionary if my prayers were answered… Now, of course, the only gospel I spread is the word of Abby, but, hey, I’m close right?
Feb 26th, 2008
bionic bunny
gee, i’d completely forgotten about that particular post-pregnancy phenomenon. she better keep those puppies bound up until the kid’s done with them!
Feb 26th, 2008
Shauna
The veins showing under the skin is hormonal. The kaliwompus boobs and unsightly indentations are all man made atrocities. Christina needs to understand that over exposing your boobs is not always the best fashion option. When they are look like this, it’s best to go with the black turtleneck.
Feb 27th, 2008
Melissa Maples
Wait, isn’t there supposed to be a baby around here somewhere? Oh, yeah, with the nanny, silly me.
Feb 27th, 2008
Helly
Sweet. Holy. Crap.
Feb 27th, 2008
kay
she so had a boob job, just look at old pics of her then ones before she was preggers you can tell too in this pic. to round even lacting, i know i am a mother as well. but i do wish i had hers
Feb 27th, 2008
RichPort
All those microprocessors that could have been made with all that silicone… Brazilian kids without laptops due to her vanity… President Bush asking “how many kids is a Brazilian???”…
I know that last bit is as old as John McCain, but still…
Feb 27th, 2008
GOB7
Both the blue veins showing and the temporary mishape is a natural occurence children.
Women who have neither had babies or implants can have showing veins and many do. It’s a by product of tight breasts most of the time it’s from the increased milk production (I can provide her services to help minimize this). Gaining weight can also cause this pregnant women more so.
The wonkiness or mishape of the breast is from the implants being moved around by the increased milk production (temporary situation once/if the milk is gone)(once again a situation that I and I’m sure there would plenty of takers, could alleviate for her.
I still don’t believe there are people who didn’t know she had the enhanced boobs.
Personally I prefer natural one thing Britney had on her, nothing fake on Ms. Spears.
Feb 27th, 2008
open mouth jones
Except her ‘hair’… and talent.
Feb 27th, 2008
gia
obviously this pic was taken mid-stride and her implants were bouncing up and down. it’s not capsular contraction cause when she’s photographed sitting or standing, they don’t look like that. duh ppl.
Feb 28th, 2008
martyn garcia
omg you r all sad when has she had time to go and have a boob job shes just had a child even if she has SOOO wat it has nothing to do with anyone else sooo has every celeb and most people have had a boob job sooo who gives a monkeys let her live her own life and stop getting involved its her life and i think she looks as gorgeouse as ever ppl like use just wanna pick at her well lets look wat all use look like after having a baby, AND I THINK U NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO BRITNEY WHO CNT EVEN LOOK AFTER HERSELF OR HER CHILDREN
CHRISTINA AGUILERA ROCKS!!!
Mar 4th, 2008
Jana
OH I get it… Chrisitina is beautiful, wealthy AND talented.. so all of the little insecure people are just JUMPING on the opprotunity to point out something werong with her… how petty. Who cares if she got a boob job, they are more common then nose jobs these days, and h*ll, if you can afford it. why not? and if you look at pics of her BEFORE the baby, hers boobs (implants) looked perfect, so obviously this has something to do with the pregancy, and i’m sure it can/and will be fixed. Whether or not her boobs are fake, she still makes more money than you. lol. Find something else to talk about :o)
Mar 7th, 2008
Cesar
Fake boobs are bulky and defy gravity. They are bulky at the upper part and look like bulging muscles instead of flabby fat.
Jun 9th, 2008
boothedestroyer
you all need to grow up and stop dissing ppl you dont even know personaly to make urselves feel better cause apprently u have way to much time if this is what u live for
Jul 8th, 2008
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