Jamie Lynn Gets Her GED

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As of last month, Jamie Lynn Spears is the proud owner of one bonafide high school equivilancy diploma. A friend of the family tells People Magazine

“She’s already got her diploma. She wants to take her ACT. She’s not wasting any time. Everybody is so supportive of her.”

Yep, a future just doesn’t get any brighter than “pregnant teen with a GED.” According to all those commercials that come on between Divorce Court and Springer, Jamie Lynn now has an exciting future ahead of her as a welder, electronic systems technician, medical assistant, paralegal, or many more! And also, if she has been recently injured or diagnosed with an illness, she should contact the law offices of Bart Durham to see if she is entitled to compensation for her injuries. “Justice is your right… and we DEMAND it!” Representing the Injured and Disabled for Over 50 Years.

Jamie house-hunting with her mom last week:

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  1. Rumor says JLS wraps her belly with ace bandages so she doesn’t look pregnant.

  2. She’s really not at all attractive.

  3. Of course she went to your website Joker. OF COURSE!
    Why else would she be running around pregnant if she hadn’t?

  4. Don’t forget the “Phone disconnected? We can help!” and the black-people-dancing-crazy title loan commercials.

  5. Out here, you get Gary Coleman talking about getting money from a loan shark, Cash Call.

  6. Gawd, a geUine GED, now she can spell c o n d o m?

  7. No, but she CAN spell curfew!

  8. oh, man, sonya, remember those really horrible ones with gary coleman RAPPING for cash call?
    i wanted to dig my eardrums out with a fork!

  9. I feel sorry for her. Being pregnant at such a young age is common, but it doesn’t get any easier.
    I just hope her career holds up.

  10. I would still hope that being pregnant at her age isn’t that “common”. But you would have to wonder why she would be so reckless with so much to lose, she screwed up her entire career. Ironicly she had the example of seeing her older sister mess up by being too immature to raise her own children. I can’t fathom that someone with her salary (house hunting much?) could not have afforded birth control pills and played it safe.

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