Pay To Look Like Amy Winehouse!
Tags: Amy Winehouse, makeup
Look out, fashion world — Amy Winehouse is launching her own clothing and make-up line! For a couple of quid, you, too, can look just as sexy as the girl pictured above. London’s The Sun says
Amy has a meeting scheduled for later this week to discuss the project with fashion and cosmetics experts. A pal revealed yesterday: “There could be hairspray, head scarves, liquid eyeliner. There’s a lot of money to be made. It’s a very distinctive look.”
Well, “syphilitic pirate” and “down-on-his-luck cobbler” are distinctive looks, too, but that doesn’t mean they’re going to appeal to the public at large. And even if they did, why would the public pay to look that way when they could just pass out headlong in a drainage ditch after a night of binge drinking and huffing VCR head cleaner for free? If she really wants to appeal to her target demographic, she should come out with a line of stick-on tattoos and black tooth wax and a little something called Junkie SplashTM — now with genuine Amy Winehouse1 urine! Hepatitis and self-loathing sold separately.
1Or hobo
14 Comments, Comment or Ping
Dragulf
Who Farted? Damn that was a nasty one!
Feb 26th, 2008
abby
You could powder yourself with an ashtray, too.
Feb 26th, 2008
cuddlesmcgee
Trust me.. Lindsay, Paris, Biel, Mischa, Ashlee and Britney have the guts to buy, wear and push Amy to the top international designer major-ranks. Oh How Stella will scream and shout when Kate Moss abandons her for a scamp in Amy Skankin Wear. We need Posh to stop this horror NOW!
Feb 26th, 2008
BarbadoSlim
Agreed Abs powdering yourself with an ashtray works and you can also splash yourself from the nearest unflushed NYC Subway station toilet. Add for vibrant color, add a little from your freshest used tampon.
Feb 26th, 2008
open mouth jones
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, Nothing, but NOTHING says class like that faint whiff of pee.
Feb 26th, 2008
sonya
Will she be selling pre-worn, unwashed knickers?
Feb 26th, 2008
nordo
Will the ballet slippers be pre-worn with splashes of pee and vomit?
One can only hope H&M will carry this line.
Feb 26th, 2008
PrettyBaby
Ugh…. I love her tunes you know but looking at her assaults my inner child.
Feb 26th, 2008
Sorceressss
Hey, maybe she’ll package it with a free gift like Lancome or Estee Lauder– get a free vial of cocaine with every purchase.
Feb 26th, 2008
bionic bunny
hmm. looking at that pic makes me reconsider some of my recent “fashion” choices…
but if she needs help with her line of parfum, i’m due to clean bunny boxes.
Feb 26th, 2008
abby
Now, hoarding all those dirty underpants makes some real sense! That Amy, always one step ahead.
Feb 26th, 2008
oakling
That’s Amy… assaulting inner children around the world. And now, making it possible for everyone else to do the same!
Feb 26th, 2008
Shauna
Stick on tatoos and blacken teeth- lol! Oh my, she is truly the poster child for drug abuse. She looks desperately unhealthy, but herion chic was in for a while too. I guess the wrist slashing kit comes free with every purchase too.
Feb 27th, 2008
Helly
Why does it look she’s regurgitated a piece of carrot in that photo? Is she planning on feeding the baby birds, nestled in her ‘do?
Feb 27th, 2008
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