Aniston Thinks Clooney Is A Big Fat Meanie

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It really got ugly when George Clooney ran into his best friend Brad Pitt’s ex-wife Jennifer Aniston outside Bar Nineteen12 at the Night Before gala in Beverly Hills on Saturday. And by “got ugly” I mean “she sprinted away huffily.” Take that, you silver-haired rake! OK! Magazine says

“George attempted to be friendly, but Jen wasn’t having it,” one eyewitness tells OK!. “After enduring a few minutes of the actor’s presence, Jen turned on her heels and made a beeline for the Sunset Ballroom.” Courtney, naturally joined Jen, leaving… husband David [Arquette] to make awkward small talk with George.

Nothing shows somebody who’s boss like running away from them. Like France in World War II or my birth father when I was four, it’s the only way to truly convey what a sniveling little coward you are. Wetting your pants and screaming for mommy comes in at a distant second.

14 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. BarbadoSlim

    I’m sure Cloontang was all broken up about it…

  2. open mouth jones

    It must be hard when an older man is far more good looking than you. Not saying she doesn’t have a nice rack (cause she does), but still, a nice pair of globes will hardly make up for her ’stellar’ personality.

  3. Italian Stallion

    I bet it was his breath……….

  4. RichPort

    Maybe she hates gays? I’m just sayin’…

  5. That picture makes it look like they’re slow-dancing!

  6. abby

    That’s an old picture, before the dark times…

  7. Imagine what would have happened if Angelina and Jennifer had met that night.

  8. anon

    B freaking S! She is such a needy buttkisser and would never diss Clooney or anybody. She might need them to give her a part one day!

  9. HereIambaby

    ~~~how to say nice woman.she is wonderful in music.She was said to be fond of internet recently. Some of her fans found her on a interracial dating club mixedfriends.com. She has a personal account there with her pictures, blog and something about her albums..

  10. I am wondering if they really could recive happines.I saw she always dating some sexy boys in millonaire dating site ” wealthyloving.com”.There are many photos about she and the hot boys .I just curious..

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  12. nordo

    Her egoiness had landed

  13. Popcornridge

    Manison=Loser

  14. k

    Clooney’s an ass just like jolie maybe Brad needs DNA testing. Whty should she stay for his arrogance? I used to like to watch him on ER but he let his awards go to his head. His attitude makes him ugly good thing he’s got money because he’s aging fast.

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