Diablo Makes Showing Tits For Cash Respectable
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Topless-dancer-turned-Hollywood-screenwriter Diablo Cody has inspired strippers nationwide with her big Oscar win Sunday night. According to Page Six
The topless talents at Rick’s Cabaret NY were so excited about Cody being up for Best Screenplay Sunday night, they stopped dancing and stayed glued to the big-screen TVs as the winner was announced. They burst into tears when they heard Cody’s name. “She proves that if you follow your dreams, anything can come true,” said a busty brunette. The girls even made a plaque that reads: “Dedicated to Diablo Cody, who has taken our calling to new levels.”
Then the manager clapped his hands together brusquely with a sharp “Hey, hey — ladies! These men aren’t going to dry-hump themselves for sixty bucks a pop! Stuff your dreams back in your g-strings and let’s see us some titties!” I’m sure it’s just a matter of time ’till they tear down Scores and erect a library in her honor.
P.S. Erect!
The Dr. Florence Sabin of our generation at the 2008 Film Independent’s Spirit Awards Saturday:
13 Comments, Comment or Ping
BarbadoSlim
She’s an inspiration to sleazy foul-mouthed almost hookers everywhere.
A true inspiration.
Feb 27th, 2008
PrettyBaby
Booooo. All the times I’ve danced on poles and whipped my clothes off and no one gave me an Oscar. *pouts*
Feb 27th, 2008
BarbadoSlim
She does have nice tits though…
just sayin’
Feb 27th, 2008
open mouth jones
Boobs. No, really tits. Uhm, breasts. Definitely chesticles.
An oscar winning pair.
Oh sorry, you were saying? I’m a lil distracted today.
Feb 27th, 2008
abby
You know, I got an Oscar once for taking off my clothes. An Oscar Meyer Wiener, that is! Wooo! Well, not in the traditional sense. It was actually just a euphemism for “penis” that had the word “Oscar” in it, so I… Really? Well, then, fuck you. It sounded a lot funnier in my head.
Feb 27th, 2008
BarbadoSlim
Maybe that would’ve worked better with some other brand of hot dog maybe a Ball-Park or Hebrew National…OR, you could have gone the Italian Sausage route or, perhaps a nice Kielbasa?
Feb 27th, 2008
abby
Yeah, Kielbasas! They give out Kielbasas at the Independents Spirits Awards, right? Or is that the “All-Up-In-Dat-Rear/Tits Awards” given by the Adult Entertainment industry? I’ll accept either.
Feb 27th, 2008
sonya
“I love ya baby, but all I can think about is. … Kielbasa sausage, Your butt cheeks is warm…”
Feb 27th, 2008
Italian Stallion
Did somebody say Italian Sausage? If so, i’m willing to help Abby with the situation in hand……
P.S. in hand…. ha
Feb 27th, 2008
RichPort
I’ve been walking around topless all day and nothing… well nothing but a 4pm appoinment with my HR rep, but nothing I can place on my mantel.
Feb 27th, 2008
bionic bunny
you can show tits for CASH??
then what the hell am i doing with all these lousy beads????
stallion, i’ll trade you a hand full of beads for some italian sausage…
Feb 27th, 2008
Mike
Congratulation for she got this glory.I love her dance. She is very beautiful.I saw she is always dating some sexy boys in millonaire dating site ” wealthyloving.com”.Is she single now?
Feb 28th, 2008
Sprmcandy
Who the hell is this?
Aug 25th, 2008
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