Mischa Barton Formally Charged
Tags: marijuana, marissa cooper, mischa barton
22-year old actress Mischa Barton was formally charged yesterday for that DUI she got last December. People Magazine says
Mischa Barton has been charged with driving under the influence and possession of marijuana… [and] driving without a valid license. Her arraignment on the misdemeanor charges is set for Thursday in Beverly Hills Superior Court.
Let’s just hope this arrest won’t interfere with her busy career of hawking canvas tennis shoes and affordable teen fashion! It’d be a real shame if she couldn’t continue to collect a paycheck for having been “The O.C.’s” Marissa Cooper. And finding a generic half-decade-old-teen-drama1 spokesmodel replacement would be damn near impossible. It’d be like looking for a needle in a haystack, or in the case of the Fox network, a turd in a septic tank.
1Excluding the cast of “Beverly Hills, 90210,” “Party of Five,” “Buffy The Vampire Slayer,” etc., etc.
Clairols #172 “Trailer Park Blonde” shopping at Urban Outfitters last week:
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open mouth jones
She inspires me… to reach through the screen and give her a stiff punch in the face, or cunt, I haven’t decided.
Feb 27th, 2008
syd
I’d avoid the cuntal area, OMJ. I mean, Cisco Adler’s balls have been there.
What am I thinking? They’ve been on her face too.. punch away.
I can’t believe she’s only 22!
Feb 27th, 2008
BarbadoSlim
One thing’s for sure, bitch has a high tolerance ratio for testicles.
Feb 27th, 2008
abby
I read somewhere that the surface area of Cisco’s balls was like 700 square feet, which is equivalent to the surface area of an average hot air balloon. True fucking story.
Feb 27th, 2008
PrettyBaby
She takes her teabagging seriously.
Feb 27th, 2008
HereIambaby
~~~how to say nice woman.she is wonderful in music.She was said to be fond of internet recently. Some of her fans found her on a interracial dating club mixedfriends.com. She has a personal account there with her pictures, blog and something about her albums…
Feb 27th, 2008
Mike
She is so beauty. Her gold hair make us crazy .I saw her profile in millonaire dating site ” wealthyloving.com”last night.I know she is searching for true love in this site.I am wondering is she single now?
Feb 28th, 2008
Anders
She needs to change the rear tire before it blows…
Feb 28th, 2008
cisco adlers balls
Its true. We are huge, we have been in mooshys mouth, ass, cunt , all over that delicious skinny little waif body.
Feb 28th, 2008
nordo
a turd in a septic tank….you wax poetic my friend
Feb 28th, 2008
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