Jessica Simpson Going to Kuwait
Tags: iraq, Jessica Simpson, kuwait, operation myspace, perform
Jessica Simpson is heading to Kuwait next month to entertain the troops overseas. That’s in Canada, right? She writes on her fan site
“Hey ya’ll. I just wanted to say hi, and let you know that I… am heading to Kuwait to do a show for the troops for Operation MySpace, then back in the studio. I love you all and am so blessed by the support and love you show me everyday!! xoxo jess “
Unless she plans oiling herself up and singing topless while hopping around on a pogo stick, I doubt there’s gonna be a whole lot of “entertaining” going on in Kuwait. In fact, when asked if they knew what “A Public Affair” was, several enlisted men volunteered, “Is that the one where that girl fucks these all those dudes in the middle of Times Square?” and “No, no, you’re thinking of ‘Public Ass-Pounding,’ dude,” then offered to show me six different ways he could crush a beer can without using his hands. Believe me, Marines have all the entertainment they need even without Jessica Simpson there.
Jessica leaving Katsuya Restaurant in Hollywood last Wednesday:
15 Comments, Comment or Ping
BarbadoSlim
Here’s hoping someone frags her ass.
*crossing fingers*
Feb 28th, 2008
open mouth jones
Slim, you took the words right outta my mouth, although I personally think it’s more likely she’ll be fragged in her gaping maw.
*also crossing fingers*
Feb 28th, 2008
syd
*crossing fingers for airtight*
Feb 28th, 2008
RichPort
Here’s hoping they film her swallowing a camel’s load.
*crossing fingers too*
Feb 28th, 2008
PenisMightier
What in the holy hell is going on with her mouth in that banner pic? She looks like a damn dirty ape.
*crosses fingers because everyone else is doing it*
Feb 28th, 2008
sonya
Here’s hoping they’ll set her oiled body on fire while on said pogo stick. It’s an edgy new twist on burning at the stake!
Feb 28th, 2008
BarbadoSlim
Edgy indeed, I’m impressed.
*HIGH FIVE*
*crosses fingers again*
Feb 28th, 2008
abby
*makes sign of the cross with fingers*
*puts fingers in armpits*
*sniffs fingers voraciously*
Feb 28th, 2008
RichPort
If she were topless on that same pogo stick, there’d be no need to administer anesthesia as her knockers would knock her the fuck out first. Uppercut!!!
*crosses toes too*
Feb 28th, 2008
oakling
“These are my BREASTS. They’re so BIG. I need a BRA to strap them and support because they’re so HUGE they need to be hooked and strapped for support. My big boobs, this one is bigger than this one ’cause is the mommy and that’s the baby. And this one is very nice to this one and they hold hands because they’re FRIENDS!”
Feb 28th, 2008
open mouth jones
Waves jazz hands in the air while making spirit fingers: “SUPERSTAAAH!!!”
*resumes crossing fingers*
Feb 28th, 2008
bionic bunny
*crossing fingers, toes, and eyes*
OWWWWCRAMPCRAMPCRAMP!!!!!
Feb 28th, 2008
MeeMee
Save Tony Romo
Feb 29th, 2008
arnette
sounds like she going there to promote her new album…not just doing it out of the goodness of her heart.
Mar 7th, 2008
Kuwaiti Soldja!
yo i hope the kuwaities light her blonde hair on fire haha … anyways…anyone that wants to get to know me and is from ottawa montreal new york or toronto….holla at me!!!! abdullah ritchie ram-z on facebook and check my site out at http://www.myspace.com/unstoppablemastermind one love to north america and the arabian gulf -chedda boy -young generalz
Mar 19th, 2008
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