Rihanna Busted Sucking Face With Chris Brown

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After months of claiming to be “just friends,” singer Rihanna has finally been busted making out with R&B star Chris Brown. The Daily Mail says

The couple traveled to neighboring Jamaica together on Friday for Rihanna’s performance at the Smile Jamaica Africa Unite Bob Marley on Saturday. They were photographed kissing in a swimming pool at the Hilton Kingston Hotel in the Jamaican capital. A fellow hotel guest said: “They were smooching in the pool. They were playfully making out and he was kissing her on the neck.”

So they were kissing. Big deal. That doesn’t mean anything. Really, if I had a dollar for every dude who groped me in a pool, or in a bar — or on pool table in a bar — I’d be retired by now. What’s important here is that “Smile Jamaica Africa Bob Marley” sounds like something dreamed up by the nice ladies down at “Super Happy So Beautiful Nail” and “Poo Ping’s Yum Yum Palace.”

Me love you long time:

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For shits and giggles, vintage Rihanna stinking it up at her high school talent show:

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19 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. BarbadoSlim

    I have no idea who Chris whatshisface is? I wanna keep it that, and isn’t “R&B” just one prolonged never ending tune anyway?

    And does anything in Jamaica NOT have to do with Bob Marley these days jeeeesus fucking christ.

  2. open mouth jones

    Chris did that horribly catchy song ‘Run It!’ a few years back. I’d want to claw his cock off for that alone, had I not been distracted by RiRi’s Lovelier than Fergies Lady Lumps.

  3. Reality-check

    funny..while most of us(blog visiters) that are talking shit about these people and are posted up in a cubicle from 9 to 5…..these people are getting paid millions of dollars and traveling the world. lol ummm who really lost here?….

  4. BarbadoSlim

    I wouldn’t know since I’m not in a cubicle, and never have been in fact. I also don’t measure my success against uneducated people who “entertain” the great masses of the unwashed.

    That’s MY reality bubba.

  5. RichPort

    I think good ol’ “Reality-check” was loading the clip right before hitting submit there…

    News at 10.

  6. open mouth jones

    Let me guess Reality-check, you’re one those spammers, aren’t you? Well, you forgot to add the website you’re shilling for, imaloserwhosipsonmommysdouche.com.

    My reason for this belief:
    spelling
    punctuation
    grammar

    who really lost here, indeed….

  7. That’s some vintage fivehead right there.

  8. your girls would be totally disgusted with you if you did.

  9. Cammy

    Chris Brown is about to lose ALOT of his fans, Especially his BIGGEST fans.

  10. Sara

    Yooo what da hell is wrong with u people?
    Let them be for god sake !
    i love chris n rihannah i hate does gossip shit things jealous asses muthafucks
    Mind ur bloody buissssnness ! Rihanna is so fuckin sexy now n chris is even hooottteeer wihooooo i love u chris

  11. Israel

    SO WHAT iF THEY ARE DATiNG….. iT’S NONE OF NOBODY ELSES BUiSNESS!!!
    THEY BOTH ARE HECKA GOOD AT WHAT THEY DO. THEY ARE WELL ESTABLiSHED AND DOiNG iT BiG! AND BESiDES WHO WOULD PASS UP THE HOTTEST STARS iN HOLLYWOOD. I SAY…THAT THEY ARE GOOD FOR ONE ANOTHER AND THEY ARE BOTH HOT, CUTE, AND TALENTED! AND THEY DO LOOK GOOD TOGETHER! DO WHAT YA’LL DO! i LOVE YOU CHRiS BROWN!!!

  12. I love chris brown just as much as the next girl. And when i think of him, i cant stand the fact that he is wit Rihanna. But regardless of how we feel about it, they r goin out adn therz nothin we can do about it. Chris has been goin aftr that girl since he met her. She wudnt evn give him tht time of day. But now that hez big she wants him. The whole thing seems kinda shady to me!!! Regardless i love him, i used to love her, but i half heartedly wish them the best. Love u Chris Breezy!!!

  13. Jamaican Mamii

    i agree wit u anonymous……let dem b 4 god’s sake……..n BarbadoSlim we here in jamaica do things without bob marley dnt fukin h8 cuz ur country aint as recognized….he is d reason jamaica is recognized so we thank him….i get tired of it but it is needed so leave us alone!!!….n e wayz bak 2 da subject dey both hot, det dnt luk gud 2gether in my eyes but chris happy wit her soooo w/e…..i’m happy 4 him…..LUV YA BREEZY BABI!!!!!!

  14. M3

    LET THEM BE ..THEY L00K CUTE 2GETHER
    IF Y0U ST0P BEING CHRIS 0R RIHANNAS
    FAN THEN FORGET Y0U
    UR NOT A REAL FAN IF Y0U STOP
    BEING THEIR FAN JUST CAUSE THEYR
    FREAKIN 2GETHER
    ITS NOT LIKE ANY OF HIS FANS REALLY
    HAD A CHANCE WITH HIM..4 REAL GET REAL
    MOST Y0U JUST THINK HES HOT
    Y0U D0NT REALLY KNOW HIIM
    RIHANNA DOES… IF Y0U D0NT LIKE
    THEM 2GETHER THEN Y Y0U U WASTIN UR TIME
    ON THIS FREAKIN PAGE ..STOP
    HATIIN ON TH3M!!!!

  15. gemmi

    I think she should throw him back in and let him grow up he aint ready yet>

  16. layla

    WAT THE HELL THEY DONT LOOK GOOD 2GETHER CHRIS NEEDS TO DUMP HER AND GET A BETTER PERSON HE WOOD LOOK WAY BETTER WITH SOMEONE ELSE SOOOOOOO CHRIS PLZ GO TO SOMEONE BETTER RIHANNA CANT SING FOR SHIT HER AND HER 5 HEAD AND HER FUKIN UMBRELLA

  17. Iddy

    LAYLA u sound ugly Girl. Maybe Riri can give you her Umbrella to cover your mug!

  18. frefrer

    yah he lost me as a fan still i meen i still listen to his music n i luv him off but his a fukin lierrr nnn i aint buying nun else until he decides to get with a classy pretty gurl like jordin sparkz….or ne wun else nut rhianna all the dick n manz i hurd she suked n fuked in barbados …damn i hope cb dunt catch aids….

  19. ASIA

    I THINK SHES A UGLY BITCH WITH A HUGE FOREHEAD WHO CANT SING.SHE NEEDS TO STAY THE FUK AWAY FROM MY MAN B4 I GET THAT BITCH HURT…IS ANYONE LISTENING TO HER SING!! IT SOUNDS HORRIBLE SHE SHOULD JUST DIE NOW! FORREAL AND CHRIS CALL ME BOO I KNOW U MISS ME HUNNY. RHIANA I HOPE U CHOKE ON SOMETHING AND DIE I DONT LIKE U, UR NOT PRETTY ENUFF FOR MY BOO THE ONLY REASON HE LEFT ME IS BECUSE IM FOCUSING ON MY DANCING CARREER AND WE DONT HAVE ENUFF TIME FOR EACH OTHER BUT ONCE IM DONE HES GONA COME BACK…STUIPID SLUT!U LOOK LIKE BIG BIRD!

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