Feb 29, 2008
I Hate Mary-Kate Olsen
Tags: glasses, mary-kate olsen
Sometimes you see things in black and white because the very nature of an absolute truth leaves no room for a middle ground. Other times you see things in black and white because you’re a pretentious idiot in a pair of gigantic bifocal sunglasses. See if you can guess which one Mary-Kate Olsen is.
UPDATE: I’m moving this up so it can stare at you all weekend long.
20 Comments, Comment or Ping
RebelBoy
Would you guys PLEASE STOP posting pictures of these STUPID, IDIOT, RICH, DUMB ASS, SPOILED ROTTEN, DING-BAT BITCHES!
Feb 29th, 2008
BarbadoSlim
Are these novelty idiot glasses? Or is she naturally like this?
Feb 29th, 2008
spatz
i’ve never been more overcome with the need to punch somebody right in the uterus as i am right now.
Feb 29th, 2008
RichPort
I half expect the lenses to pop out on springs.
Feb 29th, 2008
BarbadoSlim
She totally killed Heath, yes, she did, major anorexic midget assassin.
Feb 29th, 2008
nordo
I didn’t know they made sunglasses for q-tips
Feb 29th, 2008
RichPort
And just think… somewhere, someone, wants to fuck her again…
(shudder)
Feb 29th, 2008
abby
She needs a flower that squirts water and a good “wakka-wakka-wakka!”
Feb 29th, 2008
open mouth jones
She needs a good wash, a double cheese burger and some goddamned sense.
Fucking rich people.
Feb 29th, 2008
sonya
She looks like Edna Mode. Except a lot less attractive.
Feb 29th, 2008
open mouth jones
What an inordinately bitchy move, Abby.
I’m impressed!
*golf claps*
Feb 29th, 2008
Beej the Pink Sheep
She looks like she is recovering from cataract surgery. LOL
http://www.PinkSheepOfTheFamily.com
Mar 1st, 2008
oakling
And yet, if she HAD the Fozzie Bear moves, we would love her so much. She would be HILARIOUS! We’d never be able to snark on her again.
Mar 1st, 2008
marytkatehater
mary kate olsen is one nasty betch.
Mar 29th, 2008
Allie
In my opinion if Mary Kate wasn’t around, Heath Ledger would still be alive. Since I loved Heath more than I could ever love the talentless twin I HATE her. She deserves what she gets, and I hope it’s a shitty life.
MICHELLE WILLIAMS IS RIGHT…SHE IS PARTLY RESPONSIBLE FOR HEATH’S DEATH!!!
Jul 20th, 2008
Kryssi
I totally agree, I don’t think I’ve ever hated one person so much as her. I believe she was TOTALLY involved in Heath’s demise. I heard that as soon as he tried to call her and tell her that something was happening to him, she didn’t answer the phone…
Aug 13th, 2008
Inesika8
I hate her. Heath’s death is her fault, and she’s responsible oh our Heathy’s death. I’ll never ever forgive her for that. I hope her career will be awful (more than is now).
Sep 10th, 2008
30hie
Omfg , you people love hating on her, guess what she’s richer then all yall mofuckas.
Oct 16th, 2008
JohnUKnowWHO
The only person the rivals my hatred for that bitch up there is Lauren Conrad (shudder as I type the name). I can’t decide who’s face I’d like to put an axe through more…
Nov 4th, 2008
Ashlei
I feel sorry for the poor girl. The life of showbiz was not one she picked for herself. She basically would have missed out on a real childhood, that’s why she’s so messed up and has obvious self esteem problems. So get a fucking life and stop picking on someone who’s such an easy target for ridicule!
Feb 4th, 2009
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