Amy Winehouse Has Impetigo
Tags: Amy Winehouse, impetigo, infection, lump, skin
Amy Winehouse was photographed with some kind of disgusting leprous lump on her face last week. The Daily Mail says
The troubled singer tried to conceal her swollen, bruised left cheek with make-up… but a close friend confirmed… that Amy had made an emergency appointment to see a doctor. A spokesman for Amy told the newspaper: “Amy has been diagnosed with impetigo which she’s been told can be highly contagious. Because of that she’s been put on antibiotics and may have to stay home alone for the next few days.”
While “crusty contagious skin infections” and “Amy Winehouse” go together like peas and carrots, impetigo does not cause swelling. It looks like this, or this, but never like this. The only time your jaw should be that swollen is if your face got caught between the toilet seat and the rim of the bowl during a whiskey-puke or if you’re sitting at the head of a table discussing the fates of the five families.
12 Comments, Comment or Ping
RichPort
She looks like Paris Hilton right before she gets up off her knees and opens to the stall door in the men’s room…
Mar 3rd, 2008
abby
ewww….
Mar 3rd, 2008
RichPort
I grossed out abby? Holy shitsticks! Do I get a prize? A commemorative pin?? A pair of fuzzy dice??? Anything..????
Mar 3rd, 2008
spatz
and THIS is the person that is going to create their own line perfume and makeup? wow. the last thing i think about when i see amy winehouse is, gee i wish i could smell just like her and have flawless skin just like her.
Mar 3rd, 2008
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Mar 3rd, 2008
RichPort
Thanks for making my eyes bleed… I need an extra strength Excedrin. Oh who the fuck am I kidding? Gimme a six pack, three rum shots, and a joint…
Mar 3rd, 2008
open mouth jones
If orders are being taken I’ll have a voddie and cran, w/ a twist o’ lime, and a valium.
If someone will change the water in my bong, I’ll pack a freshie…
Mar 3rd, 2008
bionic bunny
ha-ha-ha!
i’ll bring the munchies (just a hint, those brown ones are NOT jelly beans)!
Mar 3rd, 2008
nordo
I need a buzz right now
Mar 3rd, 2008
sarah
It looks like she has an abscessed tooth, and probably needs a root canal.
Mar 13th, 2008
Kylee
Yo, I am so down with you guys! Just let me know where the party’s at and I’ll bring the Fattie..
Apr 1st, 2008
Kylee
But for real though, I love Amy Winehouse — It just pisses me off that she wears the same exact Jean shorts/ belt / and shoes… every damn day
Apr 1st, 2008
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