Britney Dumps Adnan
Tags: Adnan Ghalib, Britney Spears

The whirlwind romance between professional punchline Britney Spears and paparazzo Adnan Ghalib has reportedly come to an end after Brit discovered sexy texts from another woman on his cell phone. The Daily Mail says
The fallen popstar allegedly flew into a rage, throwing the photographer’s iPhone into her pool after discovering the suggestive messages. An insider [said]: “There were about a dozen (texts) from one girl, all sent in one day. They were pretty saucy stuff with sexual references - certainly not the sort you’d send to a friend. Britney lost it and started yelling. She was demanding to know who sent the texts and shouting, ‘What’s this about? You’re cheating on me.’ Adnan said she was just a friend but Britney got more and more angry. Then she told him, ‘That’s it. It’s over.’”
Additionally, The Sun scored a photograph of the handwritten note Adnan sent to Britney post-fight. It reads:
Bebe, I really miss you lots and lots and lots. Can’t wait till you come home for a milky bowl of soup. Love you always, Adnan
Boy, that Adnan is regular Suckling. Milky soup? Milky soup? There are about five different bodily secretions I can think of that fit that description, and none of them appetizing enough to merit a goddamn bowl. A soupçon or a smattering, maybe, but not a bowl. Unless “milky soup” is code for “cartons of cigarettes and high-calorie coffee drinks,” I don’t see how Adnan’s going to win his way back into her pocketbook with that sort of drivel.
Britney at the Millennium Dance Studio on Friday:

12 Comments, Comment or Ping
sonya
Wow, I can SO see that in a Hallmark card. If it had sound too, THAT would be extra bonus.
Mar 3rd, 2008
open mouth jones
Fuck his Iphone.. If I was Sadtits Spears, I would have slapped a Sally’s Home Wax Kit strip on his chin, and yanked for all I was worth.
Mar 3rd, 2008
norashunta c.jackson
i am deaf my name is norashunta c.jackson nice meet you i know about u what happened to your kids
Mar 3rd, 2008
bionic bunny
wtf?
Mar 3rd, 2008
Kayla
I hope this is true. I hope Britney dumped his ass! He needs a restraining order on him!!! If she is pregnant from him, she better have an abortion! Britney is looking better and seems to be getting it together. Go Britney!
Mar 3rd, 2008
oakling
That is the most disgusting thing ever. At least he had the sense not to text message it!
Mar 3rd, 2008
nordo
So, Paris got to Adnan, huh? She’s suck a double skank
Mar 3rd, 2008
Dragulf
Oakling, his phone was at the bottom of the pool. That’s why he didn’t text.
Norashunta, sorry to hear you are deaf. Can you explain what your post meant?
Mar 3rd, 2008
Mike
They may go to end .We should leave he alone.She is so tired.I saw she is dating in millonaire dating site ” wealthyloving.com”.Good luck to her.
Mar 3rd, 2008
Jigsy Q.
Man. If things can’t work out between a mentally disturbed pop star and a stalkerazzo what hope is there for the rest of us?
Mar 4th, 2008
PleaseTrimYourNoseHairs!
OK, Mike - you can stop plugging your stupid website now. No one cares.
Mar 4th, 2008
cuddlesmcgee
He’ll send her a couple of half price coupons for Starbucks and taco bell and she’ll waste no time in forgiving and forgetting.
Mar 4th, 2008
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