Britney Dumps Adnan

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The whirlwind romance between professional punchline Britney Spears and paparazzo Adnan Ghalib has reportedly come to an end after Brit discovered sexy texts from another woman on his cell phone. The Daily Mail says

The fallen popstar allegedly flew into a rage, throwing the photographer’s iPhone into her pool after discovering the suggestive messages. An insider [said]: “There were about a dozen (texts) from one girl, all sent in one day. They were pretty saucy stuff with sexual references - certainly not the sort you’d send to a friend. Britney lost it and started yelling. She was demanding to know who sent the texts and shouting, ‘What’s this about? You’re cheating on me.’ Adnan said she was just a friend but Britney got more and more angry. Then she told him, ‘That’s it. It’s over.’”

Additionally, The Sun scored a photograph of the handwritten note Adnan sent to Britney post-fight. It reads:

Bebe, I really miss you lots and lots and lots. Can’t wait till you come home for a milky bowl of soup. Love you always, Adnan

Boy, that Adnan is regular Suckling. Milky soup? Milky soup? There are about five different bodily secretions I can think of that fit that description, and none of them appetizing enough to merit a goddamn bowl. A soupçon or a smattering, maybe, but not a bowl. Unless “milky soup” is code for “cartons of cigarettes and high-calorie coffee drinks,” I don’t see how Adnan’s going to win his way back into her pocketbook with that sort of drivel.

Britney at the Millennium Dance Studio on Friday:

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12 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. sonya

    Wow, I can SO see that in a Hallmark card. If it had sound too, THAT would be extra bonus.

  2. open mouth jones

    Fuck his Iphone.. If I was Sadtits Spears, I would have slapped a Sally’s Home Wax Kit strip on his chin, and yanked for all I was worth.

  3. norashunta c.jackson

    i am deaf my name is norashunta c.jackson nice meet you i know about u what happened to your kids

  4. bionic bunny

    wtf?

  5. Kayla

    I hope this is true. I hope Britney dumped his ass! He needs a restraining order on him!!! If she is pregnant from him, she better have an abortion! Britney is looking better and seems to be getting it together. Go Britney!

  6. That is the most disgusting thing ever. At least he had the sense not to text message it!

  7. nordo

    So, Paris got to Adnan, huh? She’s suck a double skank

  8. Oakling, his phone was at the bottom of the pool. That’s why he didn’t text.

    Norashunta, sorry to hear you are deaf. Can you explain what your post meant?

  9. They may go to end .We should leave he alone.She is so tired.I saw she is dating in millonaire dating site ” wealthyloving.com”.Good luck to her.

  10. Jigsy Q.

    Man. If things can’t work out between a mentally disturbed pop star and a stalkerazzo what hope is there for the rest of us?

  11. PleaseTrimYourNoseHairs!

    OK, Mike - you can stop plugging your stupid website now. No one cares.

  12. cuddlesmcgee

    He’ll send her a couple of half price coupons for Starbucks and taco bell and she’ll waste no time in forgiving and forgetting.

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