Jennifer Lopez Rips Off PBS

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Jennifer Lopez finally revealed the names of her twins to People Magazine on Friday — they’re calling them Max and Emme. Sound familiar? Max and Emme are also the names of the little Latino brother and sister on PBS’ Dragon Tales. How original. Other names the Lopez-Anthonys considered before ripping off PBS Kids:

10. Clifford and Emily Elizabeth

9. Bert and Ernie

8. Anthony and Jeff

7. Barney and Baby Bop

6. Scoop and Roley

5. Thomas and Claribel

4. King Friday and Mr. McFeely

3. Dora and Boots

2. Christopher Robin and Piglet

and the number one kids show character rip-off considered by the Lopez-Anthonys:

1. Tinky Winky and Po

15 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. RichPort

    It sure beats the orginal names puñeta and cabrón

  2. abby

    What about bendejo and ass-bandito?

  3. RichPort

    I think she shouls have given them some good twin names like puta and pato

  4. sonya

    How ’bout bruja and chupacabra?

  5. open mouth jones

    See, I thought for certain the names would be Skeletor, Jr. and made-for-spare-bodyparts-in-case-jr-breaks.

  6. Oh, man! Nice catch. I thought I had a scoop myself until I realized the restaurant chain is actually called “Max & Ermas.” I was off by two letters, dammit!

  7. abby

    I have an extensive knowledge of children’s programming, considering it’s all I fucking watch anymore.

  8. Sucks for you. Especially considering that sexy-ass Steve Burns isn’t even on “Blues Clues” anymore.

  9. bionic bunny

    sonya:
    great minds think alike… you just beat me to it, you freak!

  10. JoeCoz

    Thanks for putting that song in my head for the next few days, Abby.

    “Dragontails, dragontails, it’s almost time for dragontails….”

    I’m a lot less cool since my daughter was born. I’ll go head to head in a Name That Tune–Barney Edition vs. anyone.

  11. serena

    That show is seriously fcked up. It’s like a kindergarten acid trip.
    Oh, and the name Max blows.

  12. Money and Donor. 6 million for their pictures?

  13. Jigsy Q.

    Please let’s give her some credit. At least the names aren’t verbs.

  14. Nicole

    It’s also possible that they let Mark’s younger children name the babies…to include them in the process, you know. At least that was my first thought.

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