Fun, Fearless, and Effed Jessica Simpson
Tags: Dane Cook, Jessica Simpson, John Mayer, tony romo
Cosmopolitan named their annual “Fun and Fearless Men” yesterday in New York, and the one thing the esteemed honorees seemed to have in common — besides their penchant for chest waxing — was Jessica Simpson’s ass. Current boyfriend Tony Romo, ex John Mayer and fling Dane Cook were all among the nominated at the awards. MSNBC says
Romo broke the ice by accepting his award and saying, “Along the red carpet I was asked about 20 times what makes a fun and fearless male, and I didn’t really have an answer, but then I got to thinking … Dane Cook … John Mayer … If you dig Jessica Simpson, I guess you get to do this.”
Not to be outdone, another honoree, rapper Common, accepted his award saying, “Thank you for this award. I haven’t hooked up with Jessica Simpson, but I still earned it.”
“Fun and Fearless,” was it? In my day, they called ‘em “Shortbus Stalkers” and you certainly didn’t get an award for it.
2 Comments, Comment or Ping
nordo
WTF? Where’s daddy?
Mar 5th, 2008
open mouth jones
Yay for comments. Uhm.
I totally forgot what I was going to say.
Guess I’ll have to resort to:
My god is he wearing Michael Jacksons Thriller jacket?
Mar 5th, 2008
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