Mar 4, 2008
Paris Duped By Phony Shaman
Tags: Paris Hilton, shaman
Perhaps you stumbled across those pictures of Paris Hilton being blessed by a shaman in yesterday’s Quickies and asked yourself, “Um, what the fuck?” Turns out the guy sporting the third-world beard and robes isn’t really a shaman at all, but an out of work character actor. According to TMZ
Her “guru” that supposedly changed her life is actually a Hollywood actor [named] Maxie Santillan. He’s starred in tons of films and TV shows including “My Name is Earl” and “Pirates of the Caribbean.”
If it isn’t covered in flashbulbs or spouting seminal fluid, it’s a safe to assume that Paris did no research whatsoever. Here’s hoping that the holiest thing to come her way is a big fat lightning bolt from the sky.
Flim flam shaman sham:
12 Comments, Comment or Ping
open mouth jones
You forgot to add ‘or dispensing giant rails of coke across Joe Francis’ icky body’, abby.
And why the hell can we not comment on the faggot awards below…?
Mar 4th, 2008
bionic bunny
hahahahahahahaha!
paris is such a ‘tard!
Mar 4th, 2008
abby
I don’t know. I’m going to try renaming the post and see if that doesn’t fix it.
Mar 4th, 2008
abby
Nothin’ doin’. I don’t know what’s wrong!
Mar 4th, 2008
Mr.Poop
I mean seriously is da bitch THIS fuckin dumb???..
Mar 4th, 2008
oakling
Many men WINKED AT HER THERE? Is that supposed to be a gross euphemism for something?
Mar 4th, 2008
Jigsy Q.
Man if only I had a nickel for every time I used to old shaman gag to get chicks.
Mar 5th, 2008
RichPort
So I guess I’m a fucking Shaman for blessing people every time they sneeze…
Mar 5th, 2008
crybaby
This is just another “imagemaker” move. Totally not real
Mar 5th, 2008
Love2Read
Since it was a set up for the camera I doubt it matters much if the guy was real or not
Mar 5th, 2008
anon
You must be the only people out there that didn’t know from the get-go that she planned this stupid hype from the beginning. What a narcissistc imbecil she really is.
Mar 5th, 2008
lizzyluvslv
u guys need to watch pop fiction by ashton kutcher — great show
Mar 26th, 2008
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