Quickies: Loose Lips Sink Ships

Mar 4, 2008

People Magazine says that Nicole Richie is more popular than Christina Aguilera. (Jossip)

Keith Richards is the new withered skull of Louis Vuitton. (Rad Report)

The only thing that could make a Heidi Montag song more awesome? A Britney Spears duet. (Hollywood Headache)

Oscar-winner Marion Cotillard thinks 9/11 was an inside job. (Wizbang Pop)

Here we go again — this time, it’s “Rosemary’s Baby.” (popbytes)

Mary-Kate Olsen’s plastic surgery isn’t doing much for her emaciated trollishness. (CityRag)

Are those cassava melons in her t-shirt, or is Denise Milani just happy to see me? (Derek Hail)

JLo embraces the germ-free recesses of obsessive-compulsive disorder. (The Blemish)

Steve-O manages to get arrested for trashing his own fucking apartment. (Evil Beet)

Ponder the meaning of life over Samantha Fox’s less-than-graceful aging. (Websters)

Finally, a perfect vehicle for Christina Ricci’s beautifully freakish five-headedness. (Pajiba)