Amy Winehouse Burns Out
Tags: Amy Winehouse, impetigo, infected, smoking
It turns out that singer Amy Winehouse’s little bout of “impetigo” is really a case of public self-harming gone infected. Yum, yum! The Sun claims that Amy was smoking in a London restaurant when the trouble began:
The star was asked three times to put out her Marlboro Light because of the smoking ban. As she received her final warning, Amy stared straight into the waitress’s eyes and pushed the burning tip of the fag into her own face. A source at the diner said: “She hardly flinched because she was so high. The whole place was open-mouthed in horror.”
Amy tried to conceal the wound with foundation — but it has now apparently become infected, causing the swelling on her cheek.
Well, that sure showed those socialist restaurateur puppets who was boss. Really, the only way Amy could have owned them any more is if she cut out her own liver and made them eat it right there at the table. Take that, commies! Way to stick it to the man. Rosa Parks and Nelson Mandela could really learn a thing or two from Amy Winehouse.
16 Comments, Comment or Ping
RichPort
Makes sense, being a walking ashtray and all…
Mar 5th, 2008
sonya
“This is gonna hurt me more than it hurts you…”
For once, that statement is true.
Mar 5th, 2008
abby
Spoken like a true parent, Sonya…
Mar 5th, 2008
danica
Not only is she so insane that she put a cigarette out on her face… not only is she so insane that she thought that was a good way to show that waitress who was boss… but she is so insane that she put foundation on an open wound. Daily.
That woman provides such a service, you know? Every tiny little crazy thing she does is so LAYERED. The closer you look the more crazy addict stuff is buried in it. Like the foundation buried in her cheek now. She’s just a walking instructional tool about what it is like to really go for your addictions. What it’s like to really act out that childhood abuse full throttle. Makes me want to take my hat off to her (and, ideally, cover my eyes with it).
Mar 5th, 2008
AC
wow. thats interesting. I still think she’s a phenominal talent. I hope she cleans up her act… at least a LITTLE!
Mar 5th, 2008
Dee
Okay…..appreciate the info, but the Parks and Mandella reference…NOOOOOOOOOOOO. That was very IGNORANT! Can’t be grouped with the “all in good fun” mantra. WE all need to stop minimizing/trivializing reality. Getting reality/history twisted with the not so (real ity– bity)pass-times of self-destructive embarrassing behavior. IMHO
Mar 5th, 2008
sam
I dont believe this story sorry. The mark on her face does not look like a ciggarette burn to me at all! It looks more like a raised rash or infection. Similar to a condition I had as a teen. Yeah Amy is nuts - but I dont buy into this story
Mar 5th, 2008
open mouth jones
All I NEED to do is pay my taxes and eventually die. If I want to laugh at a JOKE made about two historically important figures I respect tremendously, then I can. It says so in the FUCKING CONSITUTION.
Mar 5th, 2008
abby
I heard Rosa Parks liked it in the pooper and the Nelson Mandela only had one ball. True story.
Mar 5th, 2008
abby
Also, you might want to google “sarcasm as a literary device.” IMHO.
Mar 5th, 2008
Proofreader
I think you mean “RestauraNteur” you bonehead. At least put some sort of minimal effort into this webpage of yours. Do you underestimate the intelligence of your readers? Appears to be the case….
Mar 6th, 2008
RichPort
Dee?
Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuts!!!!!
Fucking limousine liberal, IMHO.
Mar 6th, 2008
joni
..none of this happened…you fruitloops in the press lie
and you underestimate our intelligence by thinking we
believe you, but you can always rely on that certain
small percentile who believe you….
Mar 6th, 2008
Captain-Insano
joni…..joni, joni, joni. So you think this site is “the press”? You poor misguided soul.
Mar 6th, 2008
Tim
You gotta start banning tracycle.
Mar 6th, 2008
joni
…captain…you are a little pecker. Photoshop and outdated photographs
only add support the presses in their daily diatribe of Amy Winehouse.
…I am sure you are an armchair dermotologist too….fruitloop.
Apr 4th, 2008
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