Quickies: I Scream, You Scream

Mar 5, 2008

Mulder and Scully — kissing! (Websters)

Say it’s not so — Patrick Swayze given only five weeks to live! (MollyGood)

Lindsay Lohan shows off either a baby bump or some serious bloat. (CelebSlam)

The only other time Natalie Portman looked so ridiculous was as Queen of the Naboo. (Pajiba)

Christina Aguilera gets photoshopped into Jean Harlow. (CelebSmack)

Zac Efron likes kissing things with penises. Coincidentally, so do I! (Pretty Boring)

Drew Barrymore donates a million dollars of her own money to feed impoverished Kenyans. (Gabsmash)

But I thought Kim Kardashian’s favorite flavor was chocolate… (Ninja Dude)

Rihanna bans umberellas-ellas-ellas from her concert. (Pop Eater)

Sarah Jessica Parker — witch in a gingerbread cottage, or not so old sorta gray lady? (Jezebel)

Do you really need an excuse to look at Adriana Lima? (Use My Computer)

Anne Hathaway knows the only way to show off your smarts is in matching bra and underpants. (CelebNewsWire)

open mouth jones

I’ll never put baby in the corner, Patrick. Don’t worry.

Mar 5th, 2008
bionic bunny

i won’t believe it, jonesy. not until i hear it from somewhere other than the enquirer.
geez, i just watched “dirty dancing” last weekend, and commented how i hadn’t watched in in probably 15 years.

Mar 5th, 2008
RichPort

I always thought the porn version of Dirty Dancing, starring Fat Dick Schwingzy and all those midgets in tutus, was a far better rendition of the original screenplay.

Mar 6th, 2008
Mike

She looks so lovely.She is my favourite.I saw she is always dating in millonaire dating site” WealthyLoving.com”.She fall in heavily ill? Is she really has his baby?

Mar 8th, 2008