Rehab Romance for Kirsten Dunst
Tags: Kirsten Dunst, rehab, relationship, romance

In Touch magazine is reporting that actress Kirsten Dunst has finally found true love beneath the romantic canopy of rehab. Showbiz Spy says
The 25-year-old star met the mystery man at the Cirque Lodge rehabilitation center in Sundance, Utah. An insider told the magazine: “The staff has asked the two to separate more than enough. She sits on his lap while smoking cigarettes.”
Dunst’s new boyfriend has asked his mum to send flowers to Kirsten at the clinic on his behalf.
Flowers? What’s Kirsten Dunst going to do with a bunch of fucking flowers? A nice arrangement of captive princesses and new-born babies is what trolls like best. Unless you can get your hands on the bigger, fatter billy goat Gruff just across the bridge, but I bet they’re damn near impossible to wrap.

7 Comments, Comment or Ping
open mouth jones
Why can’t THIS one die instead of Patrick Swayze?
Come on, Jesus… Trade ya.
Mar 5th, 2008
Captain-Insano
Agreed OMJ, I’ll even throw in Britney, Paris, and Lohan. How ’bout it God, do we have a deal?
Mar 5th, 2008
sonya
He should’ve sent her some nice leafy greens…she looks like a turtle, turtle.
Mar 5th, 2008
abby
Captain Insano –
I once worked at as a hostess at this restaurant back in ‘97, and there was this fat cheesedick there who waited tables. Long story short — I secretly deemed him “Captain Insano” and everybody freakin’ loved it. I really prided myself on the name.
And yet it seems there is another… you. Perhaps we are my soul mates. Call me.
Mar 5th, 2008
RichPort
I disagree Jones… the Spiderman 3 soundtrack is WAY better than the Dirty Dancing soundtrack. I mean WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY better…
Mar 6th, 2008
anonymous
I know someone who was in rehab with her and says they hung out, I think he might be the mystery man. He hasnt confirmed.
Mar 31st, 2008
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