Avril Lavigne Launches Clothing Line
Tags: Abbey Dawn, Avril Lavigne, kohl's
The NY Post’s Rush and Molloy ran the following blind item today:
Which floundering pop star is hoping a clothing line will rehab her nonexistent singing career?
Coincidentally, floundering pop star Avril Lavigne announced that her new clothing line “Abbey Dawn” is set to launch in Kohl’s department stores mid-summer. Coincidentally! Us Weekly says
The threads (ranging from $24 to $48) mimic the singer’s signature skater-girl-chic style and include hoodies, jeans and tees in bright colors and skull and zebra patterns. Lavigne, who had a hand in collaborating on designs, plans to wear the line during her Best Damn Tour, which launches this month.
For a limited time only, buy a pair of glittered Converse or fingerless gloves and receive a travel-size pink hair mascara FREE! And with every purchase over $100, you’ll receive your very own Abbey Dawn brand plastic tubing and medical-grade double-lined bag — yours to keep!* Now you, too, can have the Insufferable DouchebagTM look made famous by pop’s punk princess. Coming to Kohl’s July 2008!
*Vinegar and fountain syringe sold separately. Prices and participation may vary. See participating Kohl’s stores for details.
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34 Comments, Comment or Ping
RichPort
I’m sorry, but didn’t this Canuckian moron once boast that she didn’t have to pose in anything skimpy, or show any skin, because she is the talented total package? What a striped headed moron. In techie parlance, she is known as an iD10T error…
Mar 6th, 2008
open mouth jones
Chic? Really?
The Websters definition of Chic:
smart elegance and sophistication especially of dress or manner
Do ANY of those words apply to Spitter Levigne?
Punk lives!
Just not anywhere near her.
Mar 6th, 2008
syd
Awesome. Now I can look like a poser too.
Mar 6th, 2008
nordo
She should’ve called her new clothing…Over…or Smell Me
Mar 6th, 2008
bionic bunny
i’m thinking this might be a good idea. as in LAUNCHING herself off a stool with a CLOTHES LINE around her neck.
isn’t she like, 12?
Mar 6th, 2008
abby
I’ve got an “accessory” idea: millstone, rope, the Pacific Ocean.
Mar 6th, 2008
Leah
How is her style original at ALL?! She is acting as if she has this stand out original style when she DOESN’T. She dresses like a million other people I have seen my whole life. In crappy hot pink girly clothes, and black girly clothes. She looks like every other girl but she has a hot pink strip in her hair and that somehow makes her this original fashion trend setter? Avril, you have to MAKE the trend before you SET them! Being people have been dressing like you, LONG before you..means you ripped THEM off! You did not create your unoriginal style!
Mar 7th, 2008
dean j
i would love to fuck her nice and hard all night long!!!!!!!
Mar 7th, 2008
RichPort
dean j, you have more issues than a weekly magazine susbcription…
Mar 7th, 2008
yawn
RichPort.. you’re actually going to hold a teenager to was said years ago?
funny.
Mar 7th, 2008
dinosaur26381
This girl is a pathetic wannabe loser. Why should she make a clothing line when all of her clothes are so common that you could get them at the local mall anyways? Nobody wants to buy her hot pink crap of a collection. She has no style because her style is the most generic un original style ever. She dresses like a ton of other celebrities do. There isn’t a damn thing unique about her.
Mar 7th, 2008
RichPort
yawn, please write in full sentences, or else you’ll really put me to sleep.
Mar 7th, 2008
sue
Her smile is very sweet and attrative.Her photos were found on a Interracial date site
wealthy loves.com last week. I am curious why she was there.
Is she Interested in Interracial dating? Does she need some Interracial relationship?
Mar 8th, 2008
jessie
i think avril has alot to offer in her clothing line. she might not be all original but alot of stuff that is considered “punk” or “skater” either looks drab or boyish. putting some style in these clothes would make them completely rock. im giving Miss Lavigne brownie points for her idea.
Mar 8th, 2008
Jordy
You say: “floundering pop star Avril Lavigne” you really should get your fact straight, you idiots. Actually Avril Lavigne, was the Best Selling Female Artist in the World in 2007, Source: WorldWideAlbums. net
Mar 9th, 2008
Jordy
If Avril is a floundering pop star then all pop stars should be hope they could flounder as well as Avril,
since Avril Lavigne now has the most NO. 1 Top 40 Hits This Decade:
Avril Lavigne has ascended to a lofty pedestal: The 22-year-old now has the most No. 1 top 40 hits this decade at “five” and is the No. 2 artist in the 14-year history of Nielsen BDS, behind Mariah Carey’s six chart-toppers. —Chuck Taylor (Billboard.com)
Source: Http://www.billboard.com/bbcom/content_display/reviews/singles/e3i6337374c02990aa382432d13494ab554
Mar 9th, 2008
Lilly
Ok… I have NO idea why you guys are dissing Avril, jealousy probaly but anywayz.. i can’t wait for her line the only REAL star line i can think of. stuff she wears no what she wants people to think she is like. You Know? anywayz (again) i dont care for your hateful opinions even thouh have them no reason to say them. Kinda rude dont cha think!?!?!?!?!!?! ok anyways ttyl
Lilly
Mar 9th, 2008
Jake ekliek
I am really excited about avrils now clothing line i cant wait to wear it i am a big tomboy but love avril and whatever she wears i wear and i now she wears a lot of pink but she also wears a lot of blake my life long dream is to meet avril but if that never happens at least i will look good in her cothing line i hered she got the name from a nick name her dad calls her which i think is awsom and i also think avril is awsom to and i now her clothing line will be for a fact
Mar 10th, 2008
Somebody
What the hell, some people are so mean sometimes, if you don’t like her style or don’t think she created something “original”, then don’t say anything at all. Avril’s growing up and she’s just having fun with her life. Why do some people have to be so god damn awful and make fun of it? If you have nothing nice to say, don’t say anything at all, god dammit.
Mar 11th, 2008
Ahaha
Haha you guys are such losers. You’ re all dissing just because she decides to launch a clothing line. Well what about Hilary Duff. Her clothes are like super common. It’s like the same thing you buy at Aeropostale, American Eagle, Hollister, etc. I’m not being bias. I don’t even really like Avril’s music n stuff. So if you don’t like her clothing or whatever, just shut up about it. No ones forcing you to buy it and if you see people buying it, don’t be like “oh im SOO surprised, some people ACTUALLY bought her clothing.” well don’t be like that cuz people don’t think alike. If we did, then every one would be/look the same. >.>
Mar 11th, 2008
chelsea
I love her idea of making a fashion line. She has a unique punk rock style going. Nobody thinks like her. nice work avril. and for all you other haters i have two words for you. FUCK OFF!
Mar 18th, 2008
Abi
Can anyone say “tweenies”….
Mar 21st, 2008
shelby
avril lavigne is like the best damn thing hello its so kool tht she is coming out w/ a clothing line she has become more sophisticated so shut up you haters no one asked for ur bad comments what did she ever do to you nothing soo ha! what now racists! lol
<33 avril
Mar 25th, 2008
mackayla (avrils bigest fan )
i love avril lavigne seeis so cool uummm well i love her music and yaaaaaah shes the best dame thing ever
Apr 2nd, 2008
kayla
ALL OF YALL SUCK AVRIL LAVIGNE ROCKS!!!
Apr 4th, 2008
Dusti M Cummings
AVRIL ROCKS HARDER THAN ALL YALL FONIES!!!!
Apr 7th, 2008
avril
avril is so beatiful…i love this girl………i love this music……..i live in greece..her music its so gut….and rock…perfect….i love avril lavingne..my best song is my world and keep on holdinging and of course….MY HAPPY ENDING.KRINIO
Apr 12th, 2008
Vanessa
All of you here that you mock avril lavigne, please reply: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE??? By the time Avril was 16, she was worldwide famous and had her own album! You can’t really say anything about anyone that has done better than you! Mock all you want, but her clothes are going to be a success…What about your dreams, your recognition??? Well, what do u know?
Apr 14th, 2008
Squid
So…since everyone with half a brain is (to put it nicely) unhappy with Avril, does that mean that by wearing her clothes you would actually be telling the world you dont give a shit? As in, putting out a statement along the lines of “I don’t care what you think and I dress like an idiot to prove it”? Or would you just be an idiot?
I don’t follow music and will probably end up buying a few peices, because by the time I go shopping again I will have forgotten this whole thing entirely.
May 20th, 2008
GiRRRRR!!
You haters should all shut the fuck up how pathetic are your lives to go and look up avril lavigne and speak your mind one word “JEALOUSY!” Get a life and look up something you actually like cuz nobody wants to hear your stupid fuckiing opinions there is alot of stars i don’t like but I don’t go through all the trouble looking tem up and writing like a paragraph on how dumb they are I got better things to do ike look up singers I like like avril lavigne rules! She’s a good singer, songwriter, she’s beautiful, and she’s rich and your all just jalous retards with no talent so grow up!
May 20th, 2008
#1 Avril Fan
Okay guys, If you don’t like Avril, or her clothing line, Then you don’t have to wear it! Simple as that! Personally, I can’t wait for Avril’s line to come out. I only wish it was in Canada…… I love Avril!!
May 22nd, 2008
losers
ugh fuck off you ass holes her style is unique find me one good picture of some random punk/pop person who HAS NOT heard of avril seriously if u don’t like it don’t comment, she has a talent and you guys r all comp. geeks she has a life wile u guys sit on your asses fuck off
Jun 13th, 2008
Micaela DeMars
hey avril lagvine when do you`re clothes come out??????????????
Love you`re biggest fan Micaela DeMars
Jul 25th, 2008
Avril IsWeak
This fang-toothed poptart has very little talent. And she IS floundering…she cant sell out small venues here in the USA or in the UK. That’s bad. 3,000 person venues should sell out…she has to give tickets away on local radio stations to put asses in the seats.
She’s irrelevant and over.
Oct 22nd, 2008
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