Mar 7, 2008
Lisa Marie Presley is Pregnant
Tags: elvis, lisa marie presley, pregnant
Singer and daughter of Elvis Lisa Marie Presley is pregnant! Yeah, I don’t care either. According to People Magazine
Lisa Marie Presley is pregnant with her third child and due in the fall. This is the first child for Presley, 40, and her husband, guitarist and music producer Michael Lockwood, 46, who were married in January 2006.
I’d offer my congratulations, but I doubt she’d hear it over all the chewing and labored breathing and grunts of “Where’s my Hossenfeffer, rabbit?”
17 Comments, Comment or Ping
syd
Oh my fucking GOD! How did she get so ugly, so fast? Wasn’t she running around pretending to sing, and looking sexy…like, yesterday?
Mar 7th, 2008
abby
It’s the bane of the peanut-butter lovin’ gene passed down by Elvis.
Mar 7th, 2008
sonya
Wow, she really has nailed that pregnancy glow.
Mar 7th, 2008
open mouth jones
At least she finally really looks like him.
Mar 7th, 2008
RichPort
She looks just like dad did on the crapper right before chowing down a fistful of happy pills…
Mar 7th, 2008
nordo
She just wants to be your teddy bear
Mar 7th, 2008
bionic bunny
and now we must prepare ourselves for another scientology “silent birth”.
too bad the king didn’t have the scios, eh? i mean, look how healthy lisa marie looks!
Mar 7th, 2008
oakling
Holy crap, that spam comment made me lose 20 brain cells. once she wrote a blog? on a site? that was recently named something stupid? *brain melts and oozes out ears* Also, kudos to Abby, who found the single worst picture ever taken of any human being. And I just saw one of Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sly Stallone wearing four pounds of pancake makeup EACH.
Mar 8th, 2008
Maritza
She really seems to be a grumpy person, she always looks like she has a miserable time.
Mar 9th, 2008
ac
But who knows she had a profile at mixedfriends.com which is a niche interracial dating site? She had a hot video there. She is really sexy with bikini in that video. someone thought it is naughty. but I don’t think so
Mar 9th, 2008
Waterfall
I think that it is really sad, the way that they treat stars when they gain weight. What if that was you. How would you feel?
Lisa Marie is a Public Figure, but, she needs some privacy too.
Give Lisa Marie a break. Once she has the baby she will lose the pounds as usual. Let her be happy and enjoy her family.
Waterfall
Mar 10th, 2008
AmyH8sShowbiz
For FUCKS sake a woman gains a little weight, (while pregnant I might add) and its the end of the fuckin world everyones gotta have an opinion when a female celebrity gains weight but when its a male celebrity a pictures printed n thats it but for a woman its in magazines in newspapers n on the internet, n we all kno who started it MEN!!! leave lisa alone shes growing a child inside her that is the most magnificent thing a woman can do and it comes with some side effects like weight gain its not the end of the fuckin world!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mar 10th, 2008
MannysGrammy
as a woman with 5 kids, including a set of twins…and i went through it all in a horrible time, i still didn’t look this bad!~WHOA!
my only points are is the money she has along with a new marriage and baby on the way…well, none of it shows well on her?!
She looks so mad/sad/stressed, everytime i see pics of her. She dosen’t have that look of a newlywed woman thats loved, no pregnancy glow…& even with the money she has to have her assistants help her with clothes, makeup, hair….she looks MISERABLE!
It dosen’t give the paps/newspapers the right to run around assuming things/calling her names..but, as a singer, she also should be aware by now that she IS watched & pictured alot…so why would she choose to look like this in public and not think it would be any other way? shes been around/pictured enough to know how cruel they are, and she gives them even more reason to follow her around/take pics/mean comments???? Why is she whining than?~shes better than other stars pictured/commented on??
Mar 10th, 2008
Sally
Leave the girl alone - Jesus, you all need to get a life. She’s a beautiful person that has had one heck of a life being the daughter of Elvis. I think she’s done pretty good and kept her privacy from the crazy public world, along with protecting her children. Wouldn’t you look mad and stressed all the time if cameras and paparazzi were following you??
Mar 18th, 2008
Molly
It is awful for a woman who has been pretty once. She inherited her mother’s and dad’s beautiful features. I guess depression and drugs made her look like she is today. I hope she can take care of herself after the pregnancy. She has a lot of money. Perhaps, a surgery, lipo, spa, beauty cream would help her a little bit
Mar 22nd, 2008
lady-bug
ok people get a freakin grip she is looking like we have never seen before but every woman goes through it when they have children. i hope she has the gutts to go on tv and stand up for herself she doesnt need anymore trouble with poparotsies. if thats how she wants to take the pain away welll, then let her its not your job to go around on the enternet and tell people how they look. yall are just jealous because she is famous and your not. you know its not ALL about the looks. one day you will understand. she is probablly done having to dress up every time she goes outside or down stairs. thats what priccila had to do when elvis and her were married. you know when its not a good day and your not feeling good and you dont care how you look well think the same about. it doesnt matter how anybody looks leave the woman alone……gosh….just get a life thata not including judging everybody you see. got it ….good…..love it .
LADY-BUG
Mar 25th, 2008
Fillup
Not even my dick would go near THAT! yuck
Jun 2nd, 2008
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