Quickies: It Burns Us
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Begging for a brain douche and pulling your urethra over your head are common responses from exposure to Donnie Osmond and Martin Lawrence for more than fifteen minutes at a time. (Pajiba)
Lindsay Lohan on the cover of Bazaar. No, not the amputee fetishist porn mag; the bastard Vogue version. (Jossip)
Jenna Jameson as Betty Page for PETA. Guess they approve of some leather skins! (Egotastic)
Catherine Zeta is like some kind of Tarzanian goddess. (Popoholic)
The Case of the Hunchback Patricia Heaton and her Mysterious Missing Belly Button. (The Grumpiest)
Identity of John Mayer’s scorned lover revealed — and it’s NOT Jessica Simpson! (Pretty Boring)
Charlize Theron makes a super-sexy Marilyn Monroe. (UseMyComputer)
Heath Legder leaves Michelle Williams and daughter Matilda out of his will. (Defamer)
Somewhere along the way the real Ray Liotta died and was replaced by this pancake makeup-ed turkey waddler. (Websters)
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open mouth jones
Abby, My preciousssssss, you’re the only blogger I know that throws in lil tidbits of goodness to the geeksters. In the words of a certain herpes ridden heir-head, “Loves it!”
Mar 10th, 2008
ac
lol/ She is really sexy!!! I have ever seen her hot video at mixedfriends.com which is a niche interracial dating site for all singles. She is really sexy with bikini in that video. You will know how passionate interracial kiss it is after seening it
Mar 10th, 2008
ellen
She is really sexy!!!
Mar 12th, 2008
Joadan
She is super beautiful and sexy. I am wondering why she leave her profile in millonaire dating site” W e a l t h y L o v i n g . c o m”.Is she searching her true love in this site?
Mar 12th, 2008
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