She No Longer Answers to “JLo”

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Jennifer Lopez, never one to shy away from outrageous and ridiculous demands (White flowers. White tablecloths. White curtains. White candles. White couches. Coffee to be stirred counter-clockwise!), is taking “diva status” to a whole new level with her upcoming People Magazine baby shoot. According to TMZ

Not only has Jennifer Lopez sold her baby pics to People mag for a cool $6 mil — she got the mag to agree to stop calling her JLo! JLo [also insisted] that her hubby Marc Anthony be the one to shoot the photos.

… Thereby assuring that the undersigned Jennifer Lopez, hereby referred to on this site as “JLo,” “J-Ho” and “J-Blow,” respectively, assumes all responsibility for actual, consequential, incidental, special or exemplary damages resulting from, caused by or associated with such a stupid fucking useless demand in the first place.

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  1. How ’bout “stupid fucking bitch”? Can we call her that?

  2. I like the moniker “Cunty McCunterson.” But then again, I’m a fancy dame.

  3. Is she following in Kate Holmes’ footsteps now that she’s a mother and a grown woman? TCLTC, btw.

  4. What about Skeletor? Did he say anything about changing his moniker?

  5. Creepy little couple, aren’t they?

  6. I wonder if he still lets her get her nightly bukakke treatment since it’s not only great for ther skin, but tastes great too.

  7. she’s an idiot

  8. hi jennifer. you know you’re a nut job. don’t you . . . no sarcasm, please!o. because !.. . . .

  9. DeiNo Gravatar

    WOW!! she really wants to J-hoe to be in her past. This is what mother hood does to you.

  10. I’ll never forget that Ben Affleck dumped her a week before her wedding, no matter what name she refuses to answer to.

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