Janet Jackson Has The Flu
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Tranny she-monster Janet Jackson was hospitalized earlier this week, but not because one of her undescended testicles burst through her abdomen like you probably assumed. Ms. Jackson-If-You’re-Nasty had herself a case of the flu! According to People Magazine
“She’s fine,” says the rep. “She’s just battling this crazy flu like everyone else. She did go to [the emergency room] at Cedars-Sinai [Medical Center] but was released after being treated for the flu-like symptoms.”
Sorry, the only people who go to the emergency room with the flu are infants, senior citizens, and people with AIDS. Fact. I don’t see any diapers or HoverRounds, so, obviously, she must have AIDS. It makes sense. Really, if she doesn’t look like “Gay Man with Perm Circa 1984″ I don’t know what does. Your mom, maybe? Zing! Well, fuck you, man. Jesus. I have the flu, okay?
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5 Comments, Comment or Ping
abby
God. DAMN.
Mar 11th, 2008
sonya
I paid a visit to our old stomping grounds, the Fish, and they have the same infestation.
Mar 11th, 2008
JoNae'
If she does have AIDS it is a epidemic now so if she’s secretly keeping in form the public that’s her business
Mar 15th, 2008
Eman
I thinks it’s deplorable, that whoever you are that wrote these things about Janet being a tranny, or the AIDS thing, would write such callous and disdainful remarks without having anything to back it up. You’re just as bad as anyone else starting rumors. HATER. Grow the F… up and leave the poor girl alone. Stop talking s…
Mar 15th, 2008
face
whoever posted this insulting garbage about this music legend is a fucking dick head! this person talkin about janet has to be the aids ridden tranny because this whole whole thing is sickening. plus you have other penises followin your garbage! your a twisted individual!
Mar 16th, 2008
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