Quickies: Looney Tunes

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Britney Spears will star as a cartoon in her next video. Suck on that, Scat Cat! (MollyGood)

Tracey Ullman does a mean Renee Zellweger. (popbytes)

Dear God why?! (Best Week Ever)

Halle Berry is about to blow! (Evil Beet)

Benji Madden gets a PHD in STD’s. (Websters)

Some lucky bastard is going to make big bestiality bucks off of naked pictures of Idol finalist Amanda Overmyer. (CelebSlam)

Gilligan’s Island’s Mary Ann busted with weed! (CelebSmack)

Matt Damon sperminates his civilian wife again. (Gabsmash)

Jenna Jameson looks NOTHING like her PETA picture. (Bastardly)

Jessica Simpson brings morale to the troops overseas with a $150,000 bill. Put your hand over your heart when you say that, maggot! (Tasteful Celebs)

2 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. nordo

    Jessica…haven’t our troops suffered enough?

  2. She ios super beautiful. I am wondering why she leave her profile in millonaire dating site” W e a l t h y L o v i n g . c o m”.Is she searching her true love in this site?

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