John Mayer Likes Xanax
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Singer John Mayer recently revealed that he keeps a stash of the anti-anxiety drug Xanax on him at all times. According to Page Six
“There are these incidental kinds of loopholes in my brain, where the wires can cross for a second and the hard drive crashes,” he tells Best Life, adding that his first “anxiety bender” occurred when he was in his 20s. “You can create dark neighborhoods in your mind as easily as you can create rural ‘Wonderlands.’”
Freud there sure is slick about slipping in subconscious self-promotion! He should have closed with “I was stuck ‘Waiting on the World to Change,’ but then Xanax showed me there’s ‘No Such Thing’ as a problem being ‘Bigger Than My Body.’ Now watch as I have sex with your ‘Daughters!’” I guess it’s up to us to find a way to convey our subconscious desires to give him the beating of a lifetime with a chipping wedge and a rusty tire iron.
John as Borat on the Mayercraft maiden voyage last month:
6 Comments, Comment or Ping
open mouth jones
What a doushe! I saw him yesterday on an intellually challenged adting site: “imwifstupiddot com”. You shcould check it out. hes getting a beeting their,.
Mar 12th, 2008
abby
I thought I saw him on MassesOfAssHairdotCom.
Mar 12th, 2008
nordo
You could get the same effects from a case of Ripple…oh, that’s Kid Rock..I forgot.
Mar 12th, 2008
sonya
So, who was the lucky assistant who had to go BUY him that thing?
Mar 12th, 2008
bionic bunny
yeah, not really a good look on anybody…
i think the xanax explains a lot of his dating choices.
Mar 12th, 2008
hereiambaby
This dude is found at the interracial club blackcentury dotcom a moment ago. He has created a personal profile to seek young and hot girls out of his race there.
Mar 12th, 2008
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