Quickies: Continental Drift

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Meet Ryan Seacrest’s skanky day-glo beard. (Jossip)

Then meet the “Battlefield Earth” of the Ice Age. (Pajiba)

Marissa Miller nip slip! (CelebFart)

I found the idea of a Tom Brady/Gisele Bundchen sex tape plummy, jammy, dense and chewy, like the bouquet of a southern France cab-sav. (CelebNewsWire)

Lindsay Lohan’s palms are as fake-tanned as the rest of her. (Seriously? OMG)

Coco’s boobs just out-nastied the S.S. Frankentits. (Hollywood Headache)

Kate Beckinsdale makes a sexy Rollergirl for Mean Magazine. (Popoholic)

The single ugliest picture of Lauren Conrad I have ever seen. Unflattering angles and natural lighting rule! (Socialite Life)

Carmen Electra mounts the hood of a car in a corset to sell denim. (UseMyComputer)

Do I smell a Tony? It’s K-Fed on Broadway! (Wizbang! Pop)

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  1. Espy

    COME ON. GET IT RIGHT. It’s “Beckinsale,” not “Beckinsdale.”

  2. Sexy and so hot.I saw she is always dating in millonaire dating site”W e a l t h y L o v i ng . c o m”.Is she still searching her true love in this site?Is she really has a new baby?

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