Britney’s New Video Is Here

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Here it is, boys and girls: Britney Spears’ anime masterpiece for her new single “Break the Ice.” Anime, of course from the Japanese for “anal mucous,” making it a perfect medium for this wet fart of a song. Enjoy.

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13 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. fuufda

    I liked the video, but I hate having both male and female genitalia. What’s a he-she to do? Please help!

  2. yteta

    mm. I have watched myself being ass-raped on Ass Rape The Spammers dot com. Please join in the fun.

  3. Captain-Insano

    So there’s no real Britney in the video at all? I only watched like 5 seconds of it before losing interest. But seriously, she is either genious enough to realize nobody wants to look at her oozing face and receding hairline, or too lazy to choreograph a lame dance routine.

  4. RichPort

    Aeon Fux.

  5. SuzyQ

    Teh Gay.

  6. abby

    Aeon SUX.

  7. open mouth jones

    Oh sweet jesus.

  8. open mouth jones

    I have a totally platonic girl crush on you abby. this is the primary reason:
    “mm. I have watched myself being ass-raped on Ass Rape The Spammers dot com. Please join in the fun.”
    I laughed so hard my boss asked me what was wrong.

  9. sonya

    …aaand then she woke up from her dream, and realized she was still a greasy, washed-up, pork rind scented has-been, and mercifully killed herself by drowing in a vat of manteca.
    The End.

  10. bionic bunny

    what a waste of perfectly good manteca.

  11. sonya

    LOL @ bunny!

  12. SUSANA

    ESTA CHEVERE, MUCHA SUERTE BRITTTT!!!!!!!!

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