Mar 13, 2008

Quickies: Chuck Wagon

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Now America’s Next Top Models give a whole new meaning to the term “beef curtains.” (MollyGood)

Scarlett Johansson is way out of Eliot Spitzer’s league! (Celebitchy)

Did Heather Locklear really try to commit suicide? (About: Celebrity Gossip)

Ashlee Simpson reveals her reason for the nose job: her already whopping self-esteem and positive body image! (Websters)

See if you can match the inked cliche to the celebrity to whom it belongs. (CityRag)

Not the movie to watch when you’re on mushrooms. That scene where Tony Soprano starts whaling on Alabama gave me a fucking panic attack back in the day. (Pajiba)

Selma Blair in a bikini! A twelve year old girl’s bikini! (Drunken Stepfather)

Spencer Pratt’s RADAR advice column to include such highlights as “spit, don’t swallow” and “why wax when you can pluck?” (The Rad Report)

Those are some classy funbags on Charlize Theron. (The Grumpiest)

The new Hulk movie is gonna suck. See for yourself. (The Blemish)

4 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. sonya

    Did they REALLY use meat? That’s rank. That would’ve made me throw up…then again, those “stupid little stick figures with poofy lips” probably appreciated that.

    Mar 13th, 2008

  2. yteta

    I heard I smell like the back of a ballsack.

    Mar 13th, 2008

  3. bionic bunny

    abby, abby, abby. i feel so let down. i anxiouly clicked to see the heather MILLS suicide story, only to find a story about relatively harmless heather LOCKLEAR.
    not that i blame you, i’m sure it was a freudian slip. and wishful thinking. :)

    Mar 14th, 2008

  4. Mike Paahana

    i like her suck my meat

    Mar 15th, 2008

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