Mar 13, 2008

What’s Going on Here?

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Can you guess what’s going on in this picture of Sienna Miller and Rhys Ifans? Is it:

A) The classic “Tie a Knot in a Guy’s Drawstring with Your Tongue” party trick

B) If she puts her ear to his belly button and listens carefully, she can hear the sea

C) Geriatric boil ointment has to applied at close range OR:

D) Rhys is dutch-ovening a fart in his trunks and making Sienna smell it until she screams “Uncle!”

Did you guess yet? I’m torn between E) No way I let this perfectly good cocaine stuck in your gut flab go to waste! and F) How is my stupid piehole empty when there’s been a penis right here in front of me the whole time?

More of Rhys and Sienna’s asscrack frolicking in the Gulf of Mexico:

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13 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. SuzyQNo Gravatar

    Gross. Is that the lead singer of Dire Straits?

    Mar 13th, 2008

  2. sydNo Gravatar

    Oh shit! Moobs!!

    Mar 13th, 2008

  3. gueNo Gravatar

    they are gorgeous! Have u guys heard that he ever appeared on the shitty SEEKRICH.COM? It’s as fucking lame as it sounds. I’m a huge asshat.

    Mar 13th, 2008

  4. abbyNo Gravatar

    I am taking it upon myself to edit every fucking spammer that posts today.

    BTW, nice Dire Straits reference!

    Mar 13th, 2008

  5. open mouth jonesNo Gravatar

    Bless you abby.

    Mar 13th, 2008

  6. sonyaNo Gravatar

    That makes my day, abby.

    Mar 13th, 2008

  7. Captain-InsanoNo Gravatar

    Hee!

    Mar 13th, 2008

  8. oaklingNo Gravatar

    *toasting abby and gue*
    *throwing confetti*

    Mar 13th, 2008

  9. nordoNo Gravatar

    Yay, Abby and good luck, big freakin task!

    Mar 13th, 2008

  10. acNo Gravatar

    My ass hole is burning with the fiery intensity of a thousand suns.

    Mar 13th, 2008

  11. bionic bunnyNo Gravatar

    so close, and yet, so far.

    Mar 14th, 2008

  12. Word GirlNo Gravatar

    Delurking to say, I love that you got your red pencil out for the spammers! Just as funny as the posts. Thanks!

    Mar 14th, 2008

  13. MBA NixonNo Gravatar

    I’ve already seen this whole series of pix on hotslutswitholddoucheboyfriends.com. It wasn’t interesting then, either.

    Mar 15th, 2008

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