Just As Plastic As The Real Thing

Mar 14, 2008

Just As Plastic As The Real Thing

Tags: eva longoria, Jennifer Lopez, Jessica Simpson, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, sex doll

The good folks at RADAR online have come across the must-have item for your gossip junkie/pervert loser: celebrity-themed blow up sex dolls! For only $29.95, you, too, can have a go at Dirty Christina, JHo, Crazy Daisy (Jessica Simpson in “Dukes of Hazzard”), Lindsay Fully Loaded, Eva Longwhoria, or the Paris Love Doll. Where do I sign up? Interestingly, the manufacturer was only disappointed with one doll in the collection. He tells RADAR

The one I’m not happy with is Paris, which didn’t come out well.

Probably because it has twice the IQ of the real Paris and is missing the herpes simplex virus. How is a guy supposed to believe he’s porking Paris Hilton if he doesn’t finish with a bout with genital blisters and an overwhelming sense of self-loathing? It’s probably too late to market the sense of shame separately. It’s not like shame’s a big a seller¹ to begin with. Unless you’re the Roman Catholic church, of course, in which case shame funds nearly 80% of your adjusted gross income annually.

¹_{I know my “Pictures of Your Mom Naked” in a Can^TM wasn’t nearly the blockbuster I’d hoped it be.}

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9 Comments, Comment or Ping

open mouth jones

If, after a night in Paris, your nethers don’t tingle with that special love feeling, well then you probably just banged the look-a-like tranny who works the corner outside my job.

Mar 14th, 2008
dfdfer

I have purchased all six dolls with my meager spamming paychecks.

Mar 14th, 2008
youknowbob

She looks just like my mom.

Mar 15th, 2008
Mike Paahana

dolls no talk back an give u stress

Mar 15th, 2008
Joadan

Sexy&hot.I am not cray about her.I just saw she is always dating sexy play boys in millonaire site”WealthyLoving.com”.I curious is she really has a baby now?

Mar 16th, 2008
slacker chic

if you ask me, i think $29.95 is entirely too much.
http://slackerchic.blogspot.com/

Mar 16th, 2008
oakling

I don’t know who that was supposed to be, but it looks just like Liza Minelli.

Mar 17th, 2008
RichPort

Joadan: I curious is she really has a baby now?

Really, what more needs to be said?

Mar 17th, 2008
topsexycelebrity

Paris Hilton Wallpapers
http://paris-hilton-wallpapers.blogspot.com/

Apr 2nd, 2008