Quickies: Potty Humor

Mar 14, 20086

Nicole Kidman’s bodyguard beats the shit out of a French paparazzo, and it’s all caught on tape! (Jossip)

Miley Cyrus needs Grimace and Mayor McCheese to really complete the look. (Websters)

Chris Rock is not a rapist. He’s just a fucking dumbass. (CelebSlam)

Minnie Driver confirms she’s with child! (BestWeekEver)

Madonna’s “Hard Candy” album cover is released, and it’s obvious a lot of B12 was involved. (Bricks and Stones Gossip)

Move over, 1988 — Corey Feldman’s back in town! (Glitteratti)

Marc Anthony calls himself “The Burp Whisperer.” JLo, of course, is “The Fart Interpreter.” (Holy Moly!)

Kate Bosworth makes a dress out of a fuzzy toilet seat cover. (Ayyyy!)

The miracle of x-ray reveals Gisele Bundchen’s bundchens. (Ninja Dude)

Finally, a children’s movie that doesn’t leave you bleeding from the anus. (Pajiba)

dfdfer

I smell of curdled goat’s milk.

Mar 14th, 2008
dfdfer

she is hot. i still saw her profile on celeb site “MarryM illionaire. c o m”.

Mar 15th, 2008
Mike Paahana

she nasty i like her spank me

Mar 15th, 2008
oakling

That was a lot of potty humor. But I respect the hell out of you for it.

Mar 17th, 2008
Joadan

OMG!She is super sexy.I feel attached to her beauty.I just care if her love with a hot play boy can last so long in millonaire dating site”W e a l t h y L o v i n g . c o m”?Is the baby really…

Mar 18th, 2008
Crunch

LOL guys i found a hilarious poop video at digitalfuntown

Apr 7th, 2008