Steve-O Is Suicidal-O
Tags: jackass, steve-o, suicide

“Jackass” star and friend of the earth worm Steve-O is on suicide watch at Cedars-Sinai today after threatening to kill himself over the weekend. More shocking: that a man who makes a habit of stapling his ballsack to his legs and piercing his ass cheeks closed hasn’t tried to kill himself before. Star Magazine reports
The situation escalated over the weekend when Steve-O, 33, e-mailed suicide notes to several friends, blaming a broken romance. “Steve started flipping out. He told doctors he wanted to hurt himself badly. He wanted to break every bone in his body one by one.”
A close family member told Star that Steve-O suffers from untreated bipolar disorder.
And how would saying he “wanted to hurt himself” and “break every bone in his body one by one” be cause for concern, exactly? It’s my understanding that self-harming is Steve-O’s bread and butter. Meaning you snort some butter and light some bread on fire, then shove it flaming into your asshole while taking a downhill ride in a port-a-potty and collect your paycheck. You know, your “bread and butter.” Geez. It’s called “American colloquialism,” people! You should look it up sometime.

12 Comments, Comment or Ping
abby
Before some asswipe leaves a comment saying “It was Johnny Knoxville in the portapotty, not Steve-O,” let me say this: you’re a goddamn loser.
Mar 14th, 2008
cuddlesmcgee
Wah wah.. I agressively harm and make a fool of myself and nobody likes me! Wah wah.
Mar 14th, 2008
abby
Maybe he should staple his ballsack to his face.
Mar 14th, 2008
open mouth jones
It would be an improvement.
Mar 14th, 2008
sonya
Anyone who would purposefully attach a leech to their eyeball should be left alone to die.
That picture is going to scar me. Thanks a lot!
Mar 14th, 2008
Stacey
You say ballsack I say ball sack, let’s call the whole thing off!
Pssst: Yours was better.
Mar 14th, 2008
nordo
Send in Dr. Phil..that oughta take him over the edge
Mar 14th, 2008
renton
Well, don’t presume that we don’t know the expression.
Hey, maybe all Jackass shootings were his suicide attempts. But he’s just too.. eem.. good at it?!
Mar 15th, 2008
go-ahead
Steve-O,
Go ahead and do it.
You are a pussy.
Mar 15th, 2008
sarapanties
it makes me sick to to read people bad mouthing steve o . what did he do to anyone (beside him self) to deserve it . all it comes down to is jelousy. if a man makes a million scrubing toilets everyone would hate him because its something you all could’ve done but didnt because your better that . so when a man makes a million hurting himself for the pleasure of millions you all hate him because you find out he is just a human being . your delusion of him being so different from you are gone because your life suxx just as bad but you dont have any money
Mar 16th, 2008
Jigsy Q.
Would it really be that great a loss? The guy has all the charm, personality, and coherence of a level 5 homeless person (level 4 being the kind that attacks you with a sawzall).
Mar 17th, 2008
sarapanties
how long have you known him to come to that conclusion. it sounds to me you have all the charm,personality,and coherence of a level 5 douche bag ( level 4 being an actual douche bag )
Mar 17th, 2008
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