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Tags: leggings, Lindsay Lohan, self-tan
Rumors are surfacing again that actress Lindsay Lohan has effectively spent herself broke, wasting over $300 grand on rehab and close to $1 million on hotel stays in the last year alone. And then, of course, there’s the essentials — MSNBC says
She spent a mind-boggling $70,000 alone on [tanning].
But don’t worry! Lindsay has a plan to get her out of the red (Editor’s Note: hee hee!) — her own line of leggings.
Lohan told Life & Style, “It will be a while before it comes out, but I’m going to do it. Some of them will have prints and some will have patterns. I love leggings.”
Then she added, “It’s too bad The Emperor’s Club got shut down this week, or I could have really made some money doing something I loved. Mostly in the butt. I loves me some wiener in the butt. But leggings are okay, too, I guess, if nobody wants to pay me to take it in the butt.” You know, I always believed Lindsay’s asshole could be a real money maker, but it’s really all about timing with these things. The anal markets can be so fickle. That’s mainly why I invest overseas.
Axl at the airport yesterday:
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open mouth jones
Yeah, I’ll spend my hard earned money (it’s a foreign concept for this talentless hack, I know) to wear her leggings. A look that died and should have stayed dead in the 80′s. And if she spent $70k on fucking tanning, then you’d think she’d be able to avoid getting it on her grubby fat hands or get some on her mysteriously white cankles.
Double-chinned, vapid, fat thighed, hacky, uneducated WHORE. Die a slow and painful (print or patterned) death.
Mar 14th, 2008
gamdiee
Mar 14th, 2008
sonya
N-n-n-n-n-n-NEEEEE! NEEE!
Mar 14th, 2008
nordo
Leggings, in her case worn over her head, like a skanky Easter bunny.
Mar 14th, 2008
RichPort
She should fuck a governor… she’d make a cool $100K a month.
Mar 14th, 2008
Captain-Insano
“I used to love her, but I had to kill her”
Mar 14th, 2008
bionic bunny
sonya, are you saying she needs a shrubbery?
Mar 14th, 2008
oakling
On one hand, I want to say that the money she spent on rehab was obviously pretty important. On the other hand, people in AA are always telling me that rehab is just like spending $10,000 for an AA Big Book – and she’s up to 30 times that now. Just work the steps, Lindsay!
Mar 14th, 2008
sonya
Good guess bunny, but I was imitating Axl Rose. Doesn’t really translate into type as well as it does in my head. O wells.
Mar 14th, 2008
dfdfer
Send me hate email here:
aaseffvndiugh@yahoo.com
Mar 14th, 2008
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