Halle Berry Has a Baby Girl
Tags: Gabriel Aubrey, Halle Berry, pregnant
It seems you can’t turn around these days without being slapped in the face with a celebrity placenta. Babies are 2008’s Birkin bag. And this weekend was no exception, with Us Weekly reporting that actress Halle Berry gave birth to a baby girl on Sunday. When asked for how she felt, Halle said, “Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I’m sorry. This moment is so much bigger than me. This moment is for every nameless, faceless woman of color that now has a chance because this door tonight has been opened. I’m so honored to be the vessel for which His blessing might flow.” And then the collective world rolled its eyes and sighed and yelled “You just got yo’ ass knocked up by a white boy, ya big dummy!” In my experience, the collective world sounds a lot like Fred Sanford.
UPDATE: People magazine reports that Halle and Gabriel have named the baby Nahla Ariela Aubry. So “Lion King” plus “Little Mermaid” minus Mommy’s last name. Also, “Ariela” and “areola” are practically the same word. Just saying.
Halle in Santa Monica on Friday:
6 Comments, Comment or Ping
nordo
Pink power!
Mar 17th, 2008
abby
Sanford and Son was small screen genius.
Mar 17th, 2008
ac
she is lovely. I‘m curious.She wrote blog on a celeb dating site recently named “mixedfriends dot com”. It attacted many fans. Is she feeling lonely?
Mar 17th, 2008
bionic bunny
she must have gotten the GOOD drugs.
natural birth totally sucks. well, at least for the mother.
Mar 18th, 2008
candice208
beautiful mother!
Mar 18th, 2008
Herman B
halle berry belongs to a black people, not as a possession nor a form of pride, but as a black woman who is loved by her people. and yes in our hearts, halle berry is there is a disappointment that she is a black woman who got screwed, and the whites have made a parade of it, kinda like a black lynching.
there is no amount of publicity that can ever change the history or the damages that blacks have suffered at the hands of whites. and the white man’s contribution to the wars brought on by the white man’s politics only exacerbate the animosity, while blacks must flea their homelands that are quickly purchased by whites.
Mar 19th, 2008
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