Mad Max Beyond Thunder Thighs

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Here’s one you didn’t see coming: Britney Spears met up with Mel “The Holocaust Is A Lie” Gibson for a two-hour dinner Saturday night. According to People Magazine

Spears arrived at the restaurant with [a] friend; Gibson… [and] a few friends soon joined them in the restaurant’s private dining room. The group dined on filet mignon and Russian specialties, and drank water and soft drinks. Leaving the restaurant for her Studio City home around 8:15, Spears “looked happy,” says an observer, “so it seems the meeting was a success.”

“Success” of course translating to “a thorough discussion of the Zionist agenda, the culinary panache Cheez Whiz adds to most any fried dish, and the best DUI attorneys in southern California.” Schast’ya i zdorov’ya! To success!

Britney discount shopping at Forever 21 on Friday:

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  1. abby

    Are you bastards all out getting drunk for St. Patty’s or what?

  2. Jigsy Q.

    Someone definitely deserves a raise for “Beyond thunder thighs.” Brilliant!

  3. abby

    I almost went with “Brave Fart,” but my husband talked me out of it.

  4. sonya

    Brave Fart!! LOL!

    And, I WISH I was out having a Guinness.

  5. ac

    she is lovely. I‘m curious.She wrote blog on a celeb dating site recently named “mixedfriends dot com”. It attacted many fans. Is she feeling lonely?

  6. Tee-Hee

    That title alone is worth a Pulitzer. Bravo!

  7. bionic bunny

    i’d kill for a st. paddy’s day binge.
    *sigh* 2 more days.

  8. Reagan

    how sad is this … but i used to work in Claire’s and i definitely recognize those signs in the background … she’s at Claire’s not Forever 21. i guess that small allowance is hitting her hard!

  9. Jigsy Q.

    Your husband’s instincts were correct. Brave-fart would’ve been too cerebral.

  10. candice208

    what did she do ?

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