No Sex Tape For Kristin Davis

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An explicit photo of what is believed to be “Sex and the City” star Kristin Davis tongue-bathing some fat guy’s wiener made its way online yesterday. The source of the photo claims the picture is actually a screen cap from the actress’ soon-to-be-available sex tape, but I find that a little hard to swallow1 because A) Kristen dresses her dogs in little sweaters, as evidenced above, and B) anyone who starred in two Tim Allen flicks back-to-back is clearly into masochism and not your run of the mill fellatio. There should be doilies and cat figurines and maybe a gimp mask somewhere in the background. It just doesn’t add up.

1Pun intended!

See the NSFW photo made magically LSFW via my mad Photoshop skillz after the jump.

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13 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. cisco adlers balls

    Its her, we* spent the day yesterday analyzing her facial features and everything.

    *= a group of perverts at work.

  2. ukjeehu

    OH! I am the only one who touches my wiener. Sad but true. See for yourself at Lonely Jerkoff Touching Himself dot com.

  3. RichPort

    We knew that wasn’t true because the penis was erect.

  4. That’s totally her. I don’t care what her so-called “publicist” says.

    Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to check out the Loney Jerkoff Touching Himself website.

  5. nordo

    the dog is sexier

  6. abby

    I bet there’s a lot of foreskin there. Nice to see you, Stace!

  7. ac

    Sexy! My mom says the penis is not as delicious as the balls.

  8. jiklop

    !! ATTENTION !!

    Kristin Davis free full sex tape ONLY [ H E R E ]

    PRETTY DIRTY THROAT :)

  9. Ross

    That previous comment links to spyware.

  10. jiklop

    Ross you a liar!!!

  11. Nick

    It’s HERE - Kristin Davis sex scandal…
    blowjob movie and fully naked private shots!!!
    http://www.kristin-davis-nude.com

  12. wowman

    From what i have seen all the tapes are listed at the site below. I am pretty impressed these tapes have been released so fast.

    http://www.officialsextapes.com/female-tapes.php

    .
    hmm… would you let her do this to you?

  13. Solomon Mulryan

    NEW SEX-TAPE with Kristin Davis Is Real!! and Hot!!!

    i just load it here:

    http://sexy-kristin-davis.blogspot.com/?id=91212822&s=y

    U have to see it !! don’t loose!!

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