Panty Raid
Tags: Britney Spears, jamie spears, panties, snatch
Your days of seeing Britney Spears’ beaver are numbered, thanks to dad Jamie Spears’ daily panty checks. Welcome to the seventh circle of hell, daddy! According to Showbiz Spy
Jamie is fed up with the Toxic star’s revealing clothing and wants to ensure her pantyless flashing days are behind her. A source said: “Jamie makes sure to ask Britney if she has underwear on before she goes out.” The singer’s assistant, Brett, also reportedly reminds the pop wreck to wear underwear and a bra. The source added to the National Enquirer: “Britney tries to ignore their requests, but her dad is adamant and insists she change if she’s falling out of her top.”
I don’t know which is worse — being the guy that cleans up the slaughtered pig viscera in a meatpacking house, or being the guy that has to check his 26-year old daughter’s undercarriage for visible cave bacon. Either one would probably put you off pork for a while.
11 Comments, Comment or Ping
cuddlesmcgee
Maybe she has to be arrested before she would see the good in prevention., and risk management.
Mar 19th, 2008
coolguge
she looks nicer… but of course I’m a beef brisket man myself.
P.S. That means I like the wiener.
Mar 19th, 2008
open mouth jones
One word coolguge, SANITY.
Mar 19th, 2008
RichPort
So I see the spam bot has employed the space-between-the-letters trick to avoid the filters…
Pretty sneaky sis…
Mar 19th, 2008
abby
True, Rich, but he also likes to profess his love of anal man love. Just like his mom.
Mar 19th, 2008
sonya
That’s something no dad should ever have to do. *shudders*
Mar 19th, 2008
RichPort
Abby, I now see he is a cum gargling knob slobber… I don’t know how I missed that before…
Mar 19th, 2008
woah
visible cave bacon had me rolling on the floor
Mar 19th, 2008
acc
Love her, She’s no. 1. she’s hot.
Did I mention I’m gay?
Mar 19th, 2008
goer
I saw her eat six burrito supremes in one sitting. True story.
Mar 20th, 2008
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Apr 2nd, 2008
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