Eliot Spitzer Paid $3,995.05 Too Much

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I’ve often wondered how a professional call girl might have spent her eighteenth birthday. Perusing the foliage at the Botanical Gardens, perhaps? Taking a lap at roller rink fête? Showing her tits to a bunch of drunk guys on a Girls Gone Wild tour bus? Ding ding ding! What do we have for her, Johnny? The NY Daily News says

Five years ago, Eliot Spitzer’s infamous call girl celebrated her 18th birthday by starring in a racy lesbian spring break flick. Ashley Alexandra Dupré is featured on seven reels of a sexually explicit video called “Spring Break 2003.” GGW CEO Joe Francis told the Daily News “We have some really great footage of Ashley. There’s a shower scene that alone is worth the money. She was really into girl-on-girl action and she was all over the guys, too. Ashley was “a total ‘GGW’ groupie. She hopped on the bus and rolled with us for a week.”

The Dupré videos will be available on girlsgonewild.com at 6 a.m. Wednesday for $4.95 each.

I know somebody’s mother is beaming with pride this morning! It’s like the day she took Ashley for her first abortion and Christmas all rolled into one magical day. “Chribortion Day.” Every mother should get to celebrate it once!

EDITOR’S NOTE: Everything I predicted has come true. Am I psychotic? I’d say all signs point to yes!

SFW stills from Spring Break 2003: Anything Goes:

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9 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. RichPort

    Hey look! Somehow, her boob grew after the age of 18… must be something in the water…

  2. syd

    Brilliant title on this one.

    Yes, you are 100% gen-u-wine psychotic.

  3. abby

    Thank you. It’s embossed on all my business cards.

  4. coolguge

    Why does it burn when I pee? And why do I cry when I masturbate? Genetic anomaly, or am I just a jerk off loser with too much time on my hands?

  5. RichPort

    coolguge, the “escort model” description didn’t serve the former governor of New York all that well. And all that heat might be generated from vaginal pollops.

  6. sonya

    Mom was probably behind the camera, coaching her.

    “More gyrating! No, no, open them WIDER! Give me more slut!”

  7. Nice tiltle

    Girl Gone Wild…:)

    thank you Joe

  8. acc

    I am curious. Is she feeling lonely? Because I sure am.

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