Kristin Davis Sex Tape Update

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My psychotic instincts may have been a little off yesterday, because it turns out that mock-turtlenecked and be-Burberried-dog-flanked “Sex and the City” star Kristin Davis is in fact the one gobbling a wiener in the picture in yesterday’s post. However, technically, I’m still right, because there isn’t any sex tape — just a slew of naked photos sold by an angry ex-boyfriend. TMZ says

The photos were snapped in 1992 by an ex-boyfriend. We’re told the ex-boyfriend was pissed at Kristin and then sold the photos to a third party.The third party got involved in a business venture with another guy and we’re told that guy pilfered the pics and they ended up online.

Being the classy and distinguished site that we are, I can’t post lewd nekkid pictures here. I can, however, link them. For instance, you could look at this mother-of-God-in-the-name-of-all-that-is-holy NSFW picture here, or you could just look at this picture of a sea squirt and not get fired from your job. They basically look the same. And (NSFW) this? What this fuck is (NSFW) this? I don’t know whether to throw up or touch myself. I guess I could do both, just to save time. It can be just like my wedding night all over again, only with less crying and threatening to kill myself.

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8 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. RichPort

    Yes, but did this reported sex happen in the city? That would be ironic…

    (badumdum)

  2. abby

    I like to say “sea squirt.” Sea squirt, sea squirt, sea squirt!

  3. acc

    I once made love to a sea squirt. It really burned.

  4. goer

    I would pay 200 dollars american to make love to a sea squirt. 300 if I can bareback it.

  5. jiklop

    !! ATTENTION !!

    Kristin Davis free full sex tape ONLY [ H E R E ]

    PRETTY DIRTY THROAT :)

  6. Nick

    It’s HERE - Kristin Davis sex scandal…
    blowjob movie and fully naked private shots!!!
    http://www.kristin-davis-nude.com

  7. rickiticki

    Guyz! Kristin Davis paparazzi nude video on the Web! U may watch it here: http://blog-x.in/index.php?q=Kristin-Davis

  8. wowman

    From what i have seen all the tapes are listed at the site below. I am pretty impressed these tapes have been released so fast. Enjoy this video because she has the hairiest bush.

    http://www.officialsextapes.com/female-tapes.php

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