Chin Up, Little Filly
Tags: matthew broderick, maxim magazine, Sarah Jessica Parker
“Sex and the City” star Sarah Jessica Parker says she was crushed to discover she topped Maxim magazine’s “Unsexiest Women” list. In her defense, Maxim magazine is without a doubt the world’s douchiest magazine1 with a less than stellar history when it comes to determining what is “sexy” in the first place. Let the record show that Britney Spears topped their sexiest list on more than one occasion, along with Lindsay “Dirty Sanchez” Lohan and Christina “Tranny-licious” Aguilera. That noted, Sarah Jessica told The Daily Mail
“Do I have big fake boobs, Botox and big lips? No. Do I fit some ideals and standards of some men writing in men’s magazine? Maybe not. Am I really the unsexiest women in the world? Wow! It’s kind of shocking… It’s so brutal in a way, so filled with rage and anger.
“It upset [my husband Matthew Broderick], because it has to do with his judgment too. It’s condemnation, it’s insane. What can I do? I guess you can’t please all people.”
Well, I think that’s what she said. As long as six foot stamps, one whinny and three tail swishes still translates the same. The last part might have been something about youth-obsessed culture and her saddle chafing.
1Right after Douchebag Weekly and Douche & Garden, respectively
SJP at the ShoWest Awards last week:
17 Comments, Comment or Ping
Captain-Insano
Not even Maxim could photoshop SJP into something that resembles a human female.
Mar 19th, 2008
sonya
If it’s any comfort to her, I hear she’s the talk of the stables.
Mar 19th, 2008
oakling
Hey, trannies are hot. Christina is not. Let’s be clear here. People who don’t think trannies are hot don’t know any
And I don’t know what Sarah Jessica Parker is doing but she looks older and, yes, horsier, every time I see her. Time to be put out to pasture?
Mar 19th, 2008
RichPort
Giddy Up Nellie!
Mar 19th, 2008
Sorceressss
Awwww, maybe a couple of sugar cubes and a carrot would make her feel better…..
Mar 19th, 2008
woah
she isn’t that ugly, I mean she is more attractive than Fergie and that is saying something. abby you are one funny girl.
Mar 19th, 2008
SuzyQ
I love her. Horseface and all.
Mar 19th, 2008
abby
Thanks, woah!
Mar 19th, 2008
Tim
And yet she’s way more successful than any of the whores on Maxim.
Mar 19th, 2008
acc
She is really naughty. Does naughty mean equine? Then she is really naughty.
Mar 19th, 2008
RichPort
I saw her there too goer! She had pics where she was sticking a carrot up your mom’s ass. Many mens winked at her.
Mar 20th, 2008
Kelly
I don’t think she’s unsexy…there are many more female stars out there that would top her, like Renee Zellweger
Mar 20th, 2008
open mouth jones
You’re just bi-curious, goer?
And here I thought you were a full blown ass munching fag from Uzbeckistan. Color me horsefaced AND shit in my cornflakes.
Mar 20th, 2008
required
Sarah is a beautifual woman who is refreshing to look at because she is not a plastic barbie doll. I would bet a significant amount of money that she is 1,000x more attractive than most of you a**holes out there who make fun of her. She is one of the Hollywood beauties that are aging gracefully and should be praised for that. As a society, we should be recognizing stars like Sarah for setting an example and not using surgery to compete. People really need to get a life and if you don’t have anything nice to say about a good person, don’t say anything at all. And just for the record, Maxium magizine is trash and encourage women to sell themselves out so F*ck them who care what they say.
Mar 20th, 2008
d
Holy shit! That’s funny stuff. It’s nice to see a blog where the readers are as funny as the blogger. Well, except for required that is. Maybe required would have been happier had they put a more positive spin on the story. Something like “SJP tops Maxium’s Magazine’s Most Horsetastic List!” Then it’s really more like an honor!
Mar 23rd, 2008
Lorna Pelkey
How come kelly osborn, cyndi lopper, ugly betty, isn’t at the top of that list?
Mar 24th, 2008
TheEllimist
shut up….You look like a horse.
Aug 18th, 2008
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