Lindsay Lohan Sex Tape
Tags: Lindsay Lohan, oral sex, sex tape
It’s been a big week for explicit Hollywood photos, and Thursday, March 20th is no exception. Today’s amateur celebrity porn star: Lindsay Lohan. This one’s been a long time coming. The photo above is grainy and difficult to make out and comes from a less-than-reliable source, but to the best of my knowledge it’s her sometime last year, fellating ex-boyfriend Calum Best while he tapes it with his cell phone. Now, to be fair, almost any girl with a dick in her mouth could be mistaken for Lindsay Lohan. You could have a police lineup with Lindsay in it, and even you probably wouldn’t recognize her at first without some dude’s johnson in her yapper. It’d have to go something like this: “Yeah, I’m not seeing her right off, officer. Sorry. Well, you know, on second thought, if you don’t mind, maybe you could have the lineup go down on their knees or something? Just for a minute, so I could… yeah, that’s much better. Let’s see… well, you know, maybe you could take turns putting a penis in each of their mouths? That might ring a bell. I just want to be 100% sure here, you know, make sure we’ve got the right girl… oh, that’s great. Yeah. That really helps. Oh, okay, that’s your girl right there! The one double fisting your cock and dry-humping your leg.” It’d be kinda like watching a lion tear into a gladiator or Britney Spears devour a mexi-melt to actually see her do it in person.
Thanks to beaverbeater for the pic!!
UNSEXY UPDATE: Turns out it’s not Ho-han. Just give it time, though. One will surface.
Braless as usual:
13 Comments, Comment or Ping
RichPort
Polishing the helmet while letting the hands do all the action? I’m disappointed at you Lohan, I expected you to be able to swallow a donkey without blinking.
Mar 20th, 2008
coolguge
she’s actually a nice person. If “nice” means “into anal fisting and donkey bukkake.”
Mar 20th, 2008
RichPort
No, you didn’t coolguge. You met her once while whacking off with your eyes closed… easy mistake.
Mar 20th, 2008
sonya
Hee hee, that kind of sounds like Bill Lumbergh from Office Space.
“Um, yeah, that’s greaaat”.
Mar 20th, 2008
marius
this is fake
Mar 20th, 2008
open mouth jones
Ho-Han HORNY!
Mar 20th, 2008
abby
Ho-HAN smash!
Mar 20th, 2008
oakling
Don’t get her horny… you wouldn’t LIKE her when she’s HORNY!
Mar 20th, 2008
smoke a sack
hahaha rich you totally ripped coolguge he wishes he could see her getting her ass fisted what kinda douche bag is into a ass fisting and donkey bukkake hahaha what a sick fuck
Mar 22nd, 2008
me
u can’t even tell thats her when she say that’s me i look good then i will believe it.
Mar 22nd, 2008
wowman
From what i have seen all the tapes are listed at the site below. I am pretty impressed these tapes have been released so fast.
This stuff always amazes me.
http://www.officialsextapes.com/female-tapes.php
Apr 7th, 2008
Margarette
obviously this photo isn’t fake… but what I can say is… it’s obviously NOT Lindsay.. I can;t believe people why people think it is Lindsay.. it’s not even that clear! so maybe, I could also be wrong by saying it’s not Lindsay! but obviously this photo is being used to totally dump her to the trash!.. though some people think it’s really Lindsay, you might wanna check out if there’s really a SEX TAPE.. from what I heard.. there’s no SEX TAPE that has been exposed yet.. or maybe.. there’s none at all! hehe there are really some people who loves destoying celebs like Lindsay…
Apr 29th, 2008
paul
It is real because I’m the one she’s giving head to, we hooked up awhile back in my hometown of park forest, illinois then met up in los angeles where that tape was made….paul s.
Jul 18th, 2008
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