Quickies: Burn Out

Mar 20, 2008

A first look at JLo’s six million dollar offspring. (Websters)

It’s a boy and a girl for Brad and Angie! (Gabsmash)

These chicks need your help. (CDAN)

It’s not really a Marc Jacobs ad, but it might as well be. (Jossip)

Catherine Zeta-Jones gets zexy in zee-through lingerie. (Use My Computer)

Jennifer Aniston’s marvelous bottom more than makes up for her face. (The Grumpiest)

Speaking of immaculate asses, I present… Adriana Lima. (Bastardly)

I’d probably kill myself, too, if I had to work for Mel Gibson. Or in construction. (Wizbang! Pop)

Scientologists know where you live and are coming for you. (Pretty Boring)

Hey! Remember Kim Kardashian’s gigantic rear end? So do these ugly-ass jeans. (Popoholic)

Ashely Tisdale gets nose job number two. (The Rad Report)

A slippery wet pig of a movie for the postmodernist in us all. (Pajiba)

Dianne Lame

I wonder if Kimmy K will discuss her booty woes on Keeping Up With The Kardashians. I’m sure it’s really annoying for people to always ask her about her butt.

Mar 22nd, 2008