You probably remember that actress Winona Ryder was busted six years ago stealing clothes from a Saks Fifth Avenue in Beverly Hills. Well, apparently our little Winona hasn’t gotten it out of her system, because the 36-year-old actress was caught shoplifting makeup from a Beverly Hills CVS drug store last week. According to The Daily Mail

A store employee is quoted as saying: “Winona had a bag of stuff, but she set off the theft alarm when she left the store. When a security guard stopped her, he found make-up she had not paid for.” And when she was asked about the make-up, Winona answered: “I don’t know how that happened.” The store employee added: “We took unpaid items back and she left the store.”

Winona’s publicist at first denied the incident took place. But when told a store employee had confirmed it, said she would check with her again.

Wait, is it 1991 again? Are we in junior high? Is the “five-finger discount” on Bonnie Bell lip smackers still de rigeuer? Am I cowering in the corner of the locker room while the eighth grade girls light my training bra on fire with a lighter and a can of Aqua Net? Am I cutting again? Are “Everybody Hurts” and frosted eye shadows my best friends? Oh, thank God! For a minute there I thought we’d entered some kind of terrible wormhole back into early pubescence. I was this close to perming my hair and buying a neon pink fanny pack again.

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