Connect the Dots with Amy Winehouse!

Mar 25, 2008

Connect the Dots with Amy Winehouse!

Tags: Amy Winehouse, impetigo, sores

Hey, kids! Today’s funtime activity is “Connect the Dots with Amy Winehouse!”^* Connect the sores on Amy’s face and discover the picture hidden within! Use all the “dots” and make sure to have fun!

^*_{Answer below}

It’s a PENTAGRAM!! The ancient symbol rejected by Christianity in the twentieth century and later adopted by Satanists! Stayed tuned for next week’s funtime activity: “Find Twelve Things Starting with “B” Hidden in Britney Spears’ Cellulite!”

The devil in a red shirt:

9 Comments, Comment or Ping

open mouth jones

Isn’t her face highly contagious? Doesn’t that mean anyone who comes in contact with her needs to be deloused or doused in special chemicals or something? Is that something her record label will be paying out for to the affected random and hapless passerby-ers? HMMMMM.
I smell a new get rich quick scam… Or Amy’s breath. Not too sure.

Mar 25th, 2008
jackson

Kate and Amy both have insane boyfriends and drug problems. I still love Pete Doherty though.

Mar 25th, 2008
Captain-Insano

God she’s drop dead gorgeous!

OMJ: That has always been standard procedure after coming in contact with the Winehouse. Delouse/Rinse/Repeat as needed.

Mar 25th, 2008
abby

I find a good turpentine bath and quick roll through a fire gets rid of any Amy cooties.

Mar 25th, 2008
nordo

And a blast of Clorox

Mar 25th, 2008
jerryol

she is very strange.

Mar 25th, 2008
oakling

plus being around amy makes you feel dirty dirty dirty and rolling through fire burns all of that away!!!

Mar 25th, 2008
Msrtd

Ohmy damn god!~ what happend to this girl? I hate her horrible eye makeup.

Mar 25th, 2008
RichPort

What’s the name of that witch in the Bugs Bunny cartoons? The one that would run away cackling and leave a cloud of hairpins behind her… Amy Winehouse should play her in the live action movie.

Mar 26th, 2008