Pamela and Rick’s Marriage Annulled
Tags: marriage, Pamela Anderson, rick saloman, separation

It’s official — the marriage of Pamela Anderson and Rick Saloman is over. The couple was granted an annulment yesterday on grounds of fraud. TMZ says
Both Rick and Pam privately stipulated to fraud. Pam promised Rick they would have children together. As we reported, Pam was pregnant at the time the couple separated. Shortly after the separation, we learned Pam was no longer pregnant.
Well, I guess “fraud” does sound better than “she had the fetus torn into chunks and vacuumed out of her snatch after our first fight.” Kinda like how “It’s not you; it’s me” sounds better than “I slept with your roommate and maxed out all the credit cards I opened in your name.” Ladies, I hope you’re taking notes.
Skanking it up at the un-aborteds’ little league practice last week:

11 Comments, Comment or Ping
Markee
I am sorry to hear that. she is interested in dating wealthy guys..
Mar 25th, 2008
jackson
She looks like a catcher’s mitt left out in the sun.
Mar 25th, 2008
Camp Herp
Seems that unless kids are concieved in hazmat suits, nothing will survive in that puss…
Mar 25th, 2008
abby
They’d probably get tangled in the labial curtains during delivery and end up with cerebral palsy. Maybe it’s for the best.
Mar 25th, 2008
jerryol
she is old but still attractive. much like rue mclanahan.
Mar 25th, 2008
syd
Will this tired old douchecanoe EVER go away?
Mar 25th, 2008
Captain-Insano
Who? Jerryol? Probably not.
Mar 25th, 2008
nordo
She’s ready for those Lifetime Movies and DWTS.
Mar 25th, 2008
abby
I had a douchecanoe. Took me down the Rappahanock to the Shenendoah Valley. Smelly, though.
Mar 25th, 2008
Kayla
Another loser whore!!! Who in the hell wants anything to do with this low class sleeze?? MAKE HER GO AWAY!!!!!
Mar 26th, 2008
bionic bunny
okay, abby, that was NOT FAIR!!
now i have to go count my damn stitches.
*golf claps*
Mar 26th, 2008
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