Pamela and Rick’s Marriage Annulled

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It’s official — the marriage of Pamela Anderson and Rick Saloman is over. The couple was granted an annulment yesterday on grounds of fraud. TMZ says

Both Rick and Pam privately stipulated to fraud. Pam promised Rick they would have children together. As we reported, Pam was pregnant at the time the couple separated. Shortly after the separation, we learned Pam was no longer pregnant.

Well, I guess “fraud” does sound better than “she had the fetus torn into chunks and vacuumed out of her snatch after our first fight.” Kinda like how “It’s not you; it’s me” sounds better than “I slept with your roommate and maxed out all the credit cards I opened in your name.” Ladies, I hope you’re taking notes.

Skanking it up at the un-aborteds’ little league practice last week:

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11 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Markee

    I am sorry to hear that. she is interested in dating wealthy guys..

  2. She looks like a catcher’s mitt left out in the sun.

  3. Camp Herp

    Seems that unless kids are concieved in hazmat suits, nothing will survive in that puss…

  4. abby

    They’d probably get tangled in the labial curtains during delivery and end up with cerebral palsy. Maybe it’s for the best.

  5. jerryol

    she is old but still attractive. much like rue mclanahan.

  6. syd

    Will this tired old douchecanoe EVER go away?

  7. Captain-Insano

    Who? Jerryol? Probably not.

  8. nordo

    She’s ready for those Lifetime Movies and DWTS.

  9. abby

    I had a douchecanoe. Took me down the Rappahanock to the Shenendoah Valley. Smelly, though.

  10. Kayla

    Another loser whore!!! Who in the hell wants anything to do with this low class sleeze?? MAKE HER GO AWAY!!!!!

  11. bionic bunny

    okay, abby, that was NOT FAIR!!
    now i have to go count my damn stitches.
    *golf claps*

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