Quickies: Sad Sack

Mar 25, 2008

The sexiest men in Hollywood in wet swim trunks. (Moviefone)

What to do when your drunken hook-up wets the bed? Yo, Spencer! (MollyGood)

This confirms it: Owen Wilson should have killed himself the first time. (Pajiba)

Jessica Simpson just can’t get any more pathetic. (Bastardly)

Heidi Montag’s newest song is just as “Beautiful” as hemorrhoid surgery. (Celebitchy)

Tallulah Belle might be a voodoo priestess. (Websters)

Heidi Klum in a painted-on t-shirt — literally! (Tasteful Celebs)

Jamie Lynn Spears gets engaged to the boy pretending he’s the father of her bastard child. (The Blemish)

Kate Moss as a slutty biker chick. (The Grumpiest)

Oprah buys her lesbian girlfriend a $7 million penthouse. (Wizbang Pop)

jerryol

charming girl..

Mar 25th, 2008
oakling

how many giant closets do you think are in that huge penthouse?

Mar 25th, 2008
Msrtd

“Msrtd” stands for “Ms. Retard.” Please address me as such.

Mar 25th, 2008
RichPort

Oprah just loves the snappy nappy dugout.

Mar 26th, 2008
Hah-pro

I think Heidi is thisclose to losing it all and going on a Brit-Brit ranting-rage from lack of public for her marvelous famous aclaim status after all she has been through trying to compete and top all the known celeb antics., and now burdened with her oh so busy done-and-doing-it-all quirks and too damn many people to support and live with in her personal life.

Mar 26th, 2008