“How I Met Your Mother” Instructed to Avoid Britney’s ‘Trigger Topics’
Tags: Britney Spears, guest role, how I met your mother

People actually tuned in to watch Britney Spears’ bit part on “How I Met Your Mother” Monday night — according to the Hollywood Reporter, her guest role gave the CBS sitcom its highest rating ever. Right behind “The New Adventures of Old Christine” and Tampax commercials, I’m sure. Anyway, how did our favorite trainwreck get along with the cast? MSBNC says
A source close to Spears said that the role was very carefully chosen, and… production had [to agree] to be sensitive toward Spears and avoid “trigger” topics. “The folks on set… weren’t to bring up her music career [or] her kids. [They] said [that] they just wanted her to be treated normally, but obviously this wasn’t a normal situation.”
I, too, have a number of trigger topics that are not to be broached. The limp, for starters. Most of 1998. The public urination arrests. That Russian pantyhose fetish site and the fire at the Howard Johnson’s. Spectacled bears. In most situations it’s best to just feed me grain alcohol and lay me on the floor on my side so I don’t aspirate my own vomit. Bunker reality? More like “barely reality!” Psychoanalytic Theory can suck it.
Admiral Avoidance leaving Dominik’s Tuesday:

17 Comments, Comment or Ping
curio
my trigger topics: gay, anal, ass rape, gay. also gay.
Mar 26th, 2008
curio
I spent last night in the ER having the bar soap removed from my ass. Looks like britney could use a little herself.
Mar 26th, 2008
RichPort
Her tits shrunk.
Mar 26th, 2008
abby
I actually like her boots with those jeans. From the hips down, she doesn’t look half bad.
Mar 26th, 2008
curio
I hate myself and I want to die. Keep it up, buddy. I’ve got all day.
Mar 26th, 2008
RichPort
She’s getting her money’s worth for those shitkickers.
Mar 26th, 2008
Captain-Insano
Excellent job on the spam editing BTW Abby.
Mar 26th, 2008
open mouth jones
her tits only look like they’ve shrunk cause they aren’t touching her navel.
Mar 26th, 2008
abby
Thank you. It’s time-consuming and enraging, but I know you appreciate it.
Mar 26th, 2008
Kayla
Britney looks great and is doing well with her new meds and the user.losers out of her life. I wish her the very best! Go britney!!!
Mar 26th, 2008
Msrtd
Damn it! Please let her alone! I wish you the best britney pears~~Please believe Good things will happen to you. All you need is just love.
Mar 26th, 2008
the fuh...
yes you GO GIRL britney pears
Damn it! Please let her alone!
Mar 27th, 2008
open mouth jones
Yes. Britney Pears. Couldn’t have said it better myself.
It works on all levels:
she’s got the brains of pears
she’s shaped like pears (and so are her boobs- giggle!)
her hair looks like it was attached by - you guessed it- PEARS
Jesus, I love you Britney fans. So much fun, so little intelligence.
Mar 27th, 2008
Johnylambercv
I was wondering if you have ever did lesbian enger ?
My neighbour and best friend mother is a killer piece of ass.
Mar 30th, 2008
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